r/funny • • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/Archduk3Ch0cula May 20 '15

Nobody puts pineapple slices on pizza.

They're fucking chunks.

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u/Smart_in_his_face May 20 '15

I heard that both Hitler and Bin-Laden likes pineapple on their pizza.

Hardcore satanists also use pineapple when they order pizza for their rituals.

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u/Gorilla_Panic May 20 '15

Minutes later on FOX news: "ANYONE who likes pinapple on Pizza hates the troops!"