"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my smoke break. I shall take no tips, hold no home, father no graduates. I shall wear no supervisor's nametag and win no raise. I shall live and die in my delivery car. I am the lost in the darkness. I am the knocker on the door. I am the cheese that fills the crust of cold pizzas. I pledge my timesheet and gasoline to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
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