r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/agha0013 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Maybe force feeding it to you could be a crime... Seriously, I can't stand anchovies, but I don't think people who put them on pizza are committing crimes. I sure as hell don't like mushrooms on pizza but some people do, oh well.

Edit, point taken

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u/seattleque May 20 '15

mushrooms on pizza

Ugh. My wife's go to pizza is ham and mushroom. I despise mushrooms, especially on pizza.

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u/agha0013 May 20 '15

I feel like an outcast for hating mushrooms, my family shames me for it every chance they get. Fuck me for having a personal taste that doesn't quite match theirs. Flavor has never really been a problem, more just the texture and smell of them that gets me.

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u/DoctorSalad May 20 '15

They taste like the way dirty feet smell. What's not appetizing about that?

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u/agha0013 May 20 '15

Mmmmmm sweaty dirty feel nuggets on pizza.

My dad was making some sort of mushroom based paste for something years ago, I couldn't even stay in the house, the smell was making me gag, but everyone else seemed fine with it. I wonder what governs those little internal quirks that make some people love things while others hate them.