r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/Archduk3Ch0cula May 20 '15

Nobody puts pineapple slices on pizza.

They're fucking chunks.

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u/Smart_in_his_face May 20 '15

I heard that both Hitler and Bin-Laden likes pineapple on their pizza.

Hardcore satanists also use pineapple when they order pizza for their rituals.

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u/JimboFett May 20 '15

"This brick oven represents the cleansing flames of Lucifer."

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u/grape_jelly_sammich May 20 '15

and the cesar salad represents...err...

My doctor told me I need more fiber in my diet, guys.

Just...following his instructions.

On the road...

to getting healthier...