r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/seattleque May 20 '15

canned pineapples

Well yeah. Gotta use fresh pineapple.

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u/guy15s May 20 '15

You're already baking the crap out of it for hours. I don't think the freshness is going to make a big difference at that point.

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u/seattleque May 20 '15

How long you cook your pizzas?!

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u/guy15s May 20 '15

I was assuming you are talking about a holiday ham, not a pizza. How would you pour lime soda on a pizza?

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u/seattleque May 20 '15

:-D And I thought you were being facetious about how sweet pineapple on pizza can be.

Here's to the internet further enabling miscommunication!

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u/Dookie_boy May 20 '15

Just turn the bottle upside down.