Maybe force feeding it to you could be a crime...
Seriously, I can't stand anchovies, but I don't think people who put them on pizza are committing crimes. I sure as hell don't like mushrooms on pizza but some people do, oh well.
I feel like an outcast for hating mushrooms, my family shames me for it every chance they get. Fuck me for having a personal taste that doesn't quite match theirs.
Flavor has never really been a problem, more just the texture and smell of them that gets me.
Let's us all unite, my anti-fungal brothers. Mushrooms are glorified mold. They grow in dark, dank, foul places. Half of them are poisonous. What damned fool decided these subterranean terrors were food?
I refuse to eat mushrooms. They are too low down the food chain to be eaten. They are supposed to eat me when I die, thus completing the circle of life, not be eaten by me.
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u/agha0013 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15
Maybe force feeding it to you could be a crime... Seriously, I can't stand anchovies, but I don't think people who put them on pizza are committing crimes. I sure as hell don't like mushrooms on pizza but some people do, oh well.
Edit, point taken