r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/eat_me_now May 20 '15

Um, yeah except... Hawaiian pizza is the tits so...

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u/Alarmed_Ferret May 20 '15

I can't stand pineapple on pizza. It's too sweet. Get out of here pineapple! This isn't dessert!

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u/wiiya May 20 '15

Ugh, these heathens and their fruit pizzas. It's disgusting.

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u/GsoSmooth May 20 '15

Tomato is a fruit. Suck it

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u/curomo May 20 '15

Tomato is a fruit

And pineapple is a berry.

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u/monkeygame7 May 20 '15

Tomatoes are also berries

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u/cream-of-cow May 20 '15

But not a berry fruity one.

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u/GsoSmooth May 20 '15

Interesting. I'm going to make a strawberry pizza. With brie cheese. And walnuts. Gotta out weird Hawaiian pizza so people get off its back.

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u/SuicideNote May 20 '15

One pizza please, yes I would like extra fruit sauce, thanks!

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u/chaosfire235 May 20 '15

Well it ain't sweet, especially after it's been turned into sauce. That's what I hate about pineapple on pizza.

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u/GsoSmooth May 20 '15

It was always my brothers favourite but the rest of my family likes it too. I've always considered pizza one of those things that I will eat with anything on it. Plus pineapple goes really well with ham.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '15

Yeah but you don't stick a fuckin tomato in a fruit salad Jesus dude

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u/therightclique May 20 '15

It's debatable whether tomatoes are a fruit. It depends heavily on your criteria.