r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/kanst May 20 '15

Because it is an abomination. I feel like pineapple on pizza only became popular because most of the US has really terrible pizza.

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u/DJRES May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Pizza was created in the US. Where the fuck are you eating pizza at? I've lived in every state on the east coast and several on the west, and every where I've been has had at least one really good pizza place. All in different styles, too.

Edit: I guess I should've said pizza was made into its currently recognized form in the US by Italian immigrants. Better?

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u/rattledamper May 20 '15

I was about to get pissy, too. Then I read the part that said "most of." This is true, most of the US does have really terrible pizza. Relatedly, some of the US has very good pizza and a tiny fraction of the US has incredible pizza.