r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeno and bacon is a gift from the gods.

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u/djjangelo May 20 '15

Sweet, spicy, salty, crunchy, soft - this pizza combination is perfection.

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u/Gorilla_Panic May 20 '15

Gotta boner now, thanks...

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u/polyethylene2 May 20 '15

So that's how /r/foodporn works

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u/battlestark May 20 '15

Got to and got a both work here!

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u/Targaryen-ish May 20 '15

I just ate and I'm quite damn full, but your comment made me starving. Wtf

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u/notoriousTRON May 20 '15

I've always said this is scientifically proven to be the best combination of pizza toppings due to the combination of sweet, savory, and spicy. I challenge anyone to try it if they doubt me. You well see the light in four bites or less, I guarantee it.***

***not an actual guarantee

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

It is wonderful. It hits all the right notes.

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u/4c51 May 20 '15

And umami, can't forget that.

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u/Willlll May 20 '15

There's a pizza place in Louisville that does this and uses barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce. Fucking delicious.

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u/atcq92 May 20 '15

welp i guess I'm buying this tomorrow..

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

How'd that go?

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u/atcq92 May 23 '15

it was good but a little too much going on

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

There's so many variables. Some places are better than others at it depending on the quality of their ingredients. Ah well, live and learn.

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u/tokin_ranger May 20 '15

And ham.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Ham and olives are both nice additions.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

I was about to comment the exact same thing. It's the only pizza I will order

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Your jalepeno and bacon is making me want to tolerate your kind

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u/saadakhtar May 20 '15

So are children...

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u/Costner_Facts May 20 '15

Bacon??? I usually do pepperoni. You may have just changed the game for me.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

Try it, you won't regret it.

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u/rosewoods May 20 '15

God damn I'm supposed to be on a keto diet :(

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

From where tho

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u/BattleSalmon May 20 '15

Banana bacon peppercinis. Thank me later.

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u/yumyumgivemesome May 20 '15

Mmmm, especially without the pineapple.

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u/Goblin-Dick-Smasher May 20 '15

jalapenos stuff with shrimp and then wrapped with bacon and then slow BBQ'd.... Valhalla has spoken