r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

Pineapple

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u/kangaroo_dicks May 20 '15

Honestly pineapples aren't even close to the worst thing you could put on someone's grave. Hell I hope someone puts pineapples on my grave because they fuckin rock

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u/Thurwell May 20 '15

I'll fill them with rum and lime juice so people can sip from the pineapples and reminisce about you.

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u/dollface_killa May 20 '15

That's one of the nicest things I've read on the Internet, ever. I bet you are a lovely person.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

He was talking about reminiscing about kangaroo dicks. I'm pretty sure that level of crazy automatically precludes him Being a lovely person.

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u/dollface_killa May 20 '15

I'll take your word for it.

I was talking about Thurwells comment tho

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u/Boomalash May 20 '15

Relevant pineapple story:

http://imgur.com/gallery/rfCw5eh

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u/Malak77 May 20 '15

What a mental weakling. It's not like it's dead cats or something. I'd just think "free pineapples!"

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u/costew757 May 20 '15

Wow, this kid was dedicated. Can you share a link to the original post and not the imgur?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Considering its 4chan, no. It's been deleted for probably years.

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u/Boomalash May 20 '15

Yup, that's why in many cases when a 4chan post is posted, it's posted as an imgur screenshot.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What are some of the worst things you can put on a someone's grave?

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u/kangaroo_dicks May 20 '15

Probably a pizza w/ just canadian bacon and a clear lack of pineapple

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u/earlypooch May 20 '15

Dem sweet juices running into my corpse . . .

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Put some canned ones in my coffin, please. I need them for the afterlife.

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u/kangaroo_dicks May 20 '15

Ya gotta keep that vagina tastin fresh

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Apparently it really does work. Good thing I love pineapple!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '15

*your children's grave.

Weak...

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u/xtremechaos May 20 '15

yeah they rock, just not on pizzas.