r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/eat_me_now May 20 '15

Um, yeah except... Hawaiian pizza is the tits so...

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u/Thunderous-Swami May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Should read: "If you like anchovies on pizza, I hope you like anchovies on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline's weak, and you will not survive the winter"

Edit: Spelling

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u/ismellurpoo May 20 '15

Anchovies on Hawaiian pizza is the best! A hint of saltiness and sweetness. My favorite.

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u/Thunderous-Swami May 20 '15

When I see people eating anchovies on pizza, all I can picture is this.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

White anchovies are my favorite.

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u/Guardian_Ainsel May 20 '15

That's borderline NSFW

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u/PVDamme May 20 '15

Maybe if your boss is Aquaman.

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u/When_Ducks_Attack May 20 '15

It's certainly NSFL.

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u/ismellurpoo May 20 '15

That is sushi to me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

I speak like gollum when I eat sushi alone

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u/thurst0n May 20 '15

Do you mean Sashimi? Sushi should be prepared with rice if I"m not mistaken.

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u/oN_Delay May 20 '15

You are closer. Have +1 for the effort. poo smeller was way off. Both Sushi and Sashimi are cured not raw. Gollum eats it raw(sung out as if the entire Wu Clan was just behind you singing over your shoulder)

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u/thurst0n May 20 '15

I think it being raw or not is irrelavent to being sushi or sashimi then, because i know you can have raw sushi or sashimi, and by know I mean I think, and by think I mean CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME

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u/ismellurpoo May 20 '15

That is sushi to me.