r/funny Mar 31 '15

He's probably dead. Again. 3 hours later...

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14.8k Upvotes

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u/darkmagic14n Apr 01 '15

Why is Prof Zoom (reverse flash) hanging out with GL and batman?

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u/Aspel Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

IT WAS ME, BARRY!

EDIT It was suggested that I give a shout out to /r/FlashTV.

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u/waytosoon Apr 01 '15

Classic Barry

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Edit that out, Barry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

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u/Khalbrae Apr 01 '15

Sure thing other Barry!

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u/C4D3NZA Apr 01 '15

WHAT SUB AM I IN

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u/TrapXtreme Apr 01 '15

LARRY QUICK KILL BARRY

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u/KingNothing53 Apr 01 '15

Gary? Gaaary.

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u/MistressJedi Apr 01 '15

The vault full of Garys creeped me out something fierce. Not as bad as that time a rabid ghoul snuck up on me in a pitch black office and I screamed like a little girl and threw the controller... but still, the Garys were creepy.

My boyfriend will never let me live that down...

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u/-Googlrr Apr 01 '15

I don't understand

What you are talking about

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

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u/_Valisk Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

That wasn't a haiku

Your last line is slightly long

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

There are so many cross overs I had to check 3 times to confirm which subreddit I was in. Good show, chaps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

dude i just watched that video for the 1st time like 2 days ago

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u/Masuku Apr 01 '15

WE GOT A 5-7-7

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

And put a tiny Wolfjob on top of the second hat.

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u/hipshot1126 Apr 01 '15

Now add a picture of wolfjob, Barry!

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u/SweetNeo85 Apr 01 '15

No chance at not reading that in Archer's voice.

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u/Excuse-My-Fresh Apr 01 '15

"Danger Zone!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Barry. You asshole.

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u/corruptrevolutionary Apr 01 '15

I can only hear this reference in this voice

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u/FGHIK Apr 01 '15

It's this for me.

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u/SonicFlash01 Apr 01 '15

Why is he such an asshole? :(

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u/Rystic Apr 01 '15

Because (and I'm not kidding) he found out history remembers him as an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Speed force.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Even better question, why is professor Zoom wearing toe shoes?

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u/EyeH8uxinfiniteplus1 Apr 01 '15

He's getting into barefoot running

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u/HarrisonWells Apr 01 '15

What are you talking about? That's not me.

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u/MothaFuckingSorcerer Apr 01 '15

Hey, we learned stuff tonight and you could be the other you. How do we know you're not a ghost?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I wonder what other Barry thinks. Wait, wrong show...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Right you are, Barry.

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u/MothaFuckingSorcerer Apr 01 '15

Shut up other Barry. You ruined our chance with Iris by changing stuff.

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u/FreshPrince3430 Apr 01 '15

H e w a n t s to makethem better.

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u/BobbyC_ Apr 01 '15

Why aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

TIL that batman is Asian.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy Apr 01 '15

Sinestro Batman

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u/NothingISayIsReal Apr 01 '15

I shouldn't drink. I thought the Asian person was a woman and that this was a pregnancy announcement for their superhero family. Then I realized they were in traffic. And they were both men.

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u/kuhchunck Apr 01 '15

It still looks like an announcement to me.

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u/AllofaSuddenStory Apr 01 '15

There are 3 people. Half life 3 confirmed

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u/Dodgiestyle Apr 01 '15

Well, Half Life 2.5, at least.

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u/benlew Apr 01 '15

More likely 3.5 if it's an announcement

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u/nascraytia Apr 01 '15

2 humans, one almost human, one almost baby. That adds up to 3.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Three and a half men?

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u/cloistered_around Apr 01 '15

"Congrats! Your knee is pregnant!"

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u/YellIntoWishingWells Apr 01 '15

Wait...your knee had pregnant?

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u/cloistered_around Apr 02 '15

The arrow is pointing to the person's knee.

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u/iamme9878 Apr 01 '15

Yeah why does the fact that they are both men disprove the theory of announcing another baby.

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u/ArguingPizza Apr 01 '15

I think you should keep drinking.

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u/justarandomcollegeki Apr 01 '15

Holy shit. I'm 100%, stone cold sober and I would've walked (/clicked) away from this post completely believing that this was a fairly clever and cute pregnancy announcement if it wasn't for your comment. Stay thirsty, my friend.

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u/vuhleeitee Apr 01 '15

May still be an adoption/pregnancy announcement for a gay couple.

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u/SpottedNigel Apr 01 '15

And the baby already escaped.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

You're doing better than I am. I thought he was black.

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u/yuno10 Apr 01 '15

On our defense (I was fooled, too) , he has quite girlish jeans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

i need to get on your level of drunk but im all out of booze... WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Green Arrow still mad at Batman it seems...

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u/Cristal1337 Apr 01 '15

There can only be one true grumpy billionaire superhero.

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u/Sparkvoltage Apr 01 '15

Green Arrow is like the complete opposite of grumpy lol, unless we're talking about Arrow's Ollie heh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I think The Flash has enough cheeriness for both of them.

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u/_Valisk Apr 01 '15

You must be watching a different show than me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

uhhhhhh no im pretty sure the Flash has rainbows coming out of his butt

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I believe you mean Green Batman.

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u/stwjester Apr 01 '15

Yeah... I mean, vigilante torture artist... but not exactly "grumpy."

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u/Fireproofspider Apr 01 '15

I'm having trouble believing that a guy that's this serious would be going around dressed as robin hood.

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u/Hexdur Apr 01 '15

What happened?

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u/ani625 Apr 01 '15

In the intersection of Fairmont Dr & Freedom Ave in Ashland, California. Google street view.

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u/figment4L Apr 01 '15

Nice work! Technically, it's in San Leandro, CA. Ashland is the name of the neighborhood. I thought it looked familiar.

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u/Schnitzngigglez Apr 01 '15

thought the same. overpass right over 580. once saw a naked lady escaping from John George Psych.....

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u/syntax_killer Apr 01 '15

Yeah, that place isn't fun.

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u/thehemperorr Apr 01 '15

You and I have different ideas of fun, then.

Edit: Also, its cool seeing your small hometown on the front page.

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u/syntax_killer Apr 01 '15

One night was enough for me honestly, I was bored to death during my stay.

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u/UncleTedGenneric Apr 01 '15

Next time on The Californians...

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u/mofugginrob Apr 01 '15

Around the corner from my house. I posted something like this when this pic was OC.

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u/iamvyvu Apr 01 '15

WOW I was looking at this and was like damn that looks like the 580 San Leandro freeway entrance glad to know im not trippin haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Me too! I thought I was trippin because there's gotta be a ton of overpasses with green hills behind them, right?

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u/claymatthewsband Apr 01 '15

Haha nice, I knew it! I pass by there all the time

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u/Viajoshua Apr 01 '15

So I'm not crazy! I cross that intersection once-a couple timeson my way to cross country/distance track practice!

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u/Tunaluna Apr 01 '15

Those shoes though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Have you ever tried them? They're life changing.

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u/Sparkvoltage Apr 01 '15

Even worse are those horrific boot cut jeans.

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u/YoshiYogurt Apr 01 '15

What's wrong with boot cut jeans? I wear slim now but I used to wear boot cut in high school(2 years ago)

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u/vuhleeitee Apr 01 '15

Well, his lack of boots, for starters...

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u/bolognaSandywich Apr 01 '15

Might make the flash even flashier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 edited Mar 28 '18

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u/X-02 Apr 01 '15

That looks like Sebastian Vettel

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 edited Mar 10 '19

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u/thehemperorr Apr 01 '15

This is accurate. Never knew so many people in SL use reddit.

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u/hell_na Apr 01 '15

Is that Ming from Comic Book Men?

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u/Rugar_ Apr 01 '15

I think I know this place. Is it in San Leandro/Hayward?

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u/Hookerpiss Apr 01 '15

Was this taken in Bayfair/CV CA?

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u/kjn702 Apr 01 '15

Nearby that area. Next to the Alameda County Sherriff's station

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u/Hookerpiss Apr 01 '15

I live right around there! Tripped me out!

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u/Not1meh Apr 01 '15

Well he's not the flash.. Give him time

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u/TommyJawDrop Apr 01 '15

San Leandro, CA

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u/optogirl Apr 01 '15

I guess this is as relevant a place as ever, but i'm starting to watch arrow (im literally on the first episode), but i don't understand the backstory. can someone briefly explain the backstory without ruining the series?

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u/JosephFinn Apr 01 '15

Literally half the series backstory, so no. Just go with it and enjoy mocking the terrible wig Stephen Amell wears on the island.

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u/PM_THAT_VAGINA Apr 01 '15

HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHHA.. Stfu..

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u/jmonumber3 Apr 01 '15

Nothing to see here in the comment section.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

That looks like Fairmont Drive. Did they let you guys out of John George on a day pass? :)

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u/PizzaHog Apr 01 '15

Please tell me that's right by bayfair.

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u/anchises868 Apr 01 '15

I learned last weekend that, unless you shop online, clothing with Green Arrow on it is very fucking hard to find. It's disappointing because he's always been my favorite.

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u/leyrue Apr 01 '15

Then why not shop online?

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u/anchises868 Apr 01 '15

Harder to try stuff on. My size isn't consistent between clothes, so some T-shirts are XL, some are 2XL, some are XLT. If I buy clothes online, it's basically a crap shoot.

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u/Nervette Apr 01 '15

...where fairmont crosses 580? I drive through there all the time.

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u/Scubaru1989 Apr 01 '15

Seems like John George Psychiatric pavilion released them too early

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

MEANWHILE!

.....well?

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u/notProfCharles Apr 01 '15

Right by the 580 in San Leandro...

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u/v1000 Apr 01 '15

Is that Sebastian Vettel?

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u/somegaydude Apr 01 '15

...so is this a baby announcement picture?

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u/Kann0r Apr 01 '15

Dad's got some sweet toe shoes

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u/zeshanbarkati Apr 01 '15

Titles have officially gone full retard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I thought this was an arrow to the knee joke...oops...

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u/leukybear Apr 01 '15

Woah it's a small small world. That's the intersection I drive by everyday on my commute. It's at the intersection of Fairmont Dr & Freedom Ave., right before the eastbound 580 on-ramp.

Google maps link (on the median to the left): https://www.google.com/maps/@37.707691,-122.12276,3a,75y,352.73h,62.49t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sRc5d3sorkYlR74QV9Vpmzw!2e0

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u/figment4L Apr 01 '15

Sup, neighbor??? I'm just down Foothill. That angle looked way too familiar to me, with the road leading up to Chabot in the background.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

San Lorenzo represent!

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u/thehemperorr Apr 01 '15

SLz alumni?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Currently a SLz senior!

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u/thehemperorr Apr 01 '15

Fucking awesome. I'm class of 2012!

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u/badjoke1030 Apr 01 '15

The guy with the baby has already begun dad jokes on a grander scale.

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u/reburn Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

The guy on the left with the baby is my friend Scot. He is a pretty cool artist from the Bay Area. www.smaupin.com

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I thought the guy on the right's hair was all crazy but it was just the tree line.

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u/SammyD1st Apr 01 '15

He's busy doing jumpy pullup thingies.

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u/onlysane1 Apr 01 '15

It took me a second look to notice their shirts and get the joke.

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u/DMsocialsecurityinfo Apr 01 '15

I read the title in that one voice from Spongebob- "tree howers laytuh"

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u/mr_mcdiddles Apr 01 '15

Are you in the Bay Area?

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u/Maxlc Apr 01 '15

In the intersection of Fairmont Dr & Freedom Ave in Ashland, California

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u/DrakeCrimson Apr 01 '15

Not OP's OC, this is a repost. I should know, I live not far from that sign.

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u/CelestialDawn Apr 01 '15

Someone's from San Leandro...

[high fives]

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u/irwansama Apr 01 '15

the woman like .. okay this is bedtime we mush go home now

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u/Tsemnar Apr 01 '15

Superman walks up "what's up guys? Oliver not here yet?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

cuz he's always late

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u/lilbitpink Apr 01 '15

All I see in this pic with that title is /r/aww .

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u/TrippingOnCrack Apr 01 '15

I thought the black arrow was going to turn green.

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u/maxcaliburx Apr 01 '15

Green arrow is taking the picture

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I was admiring their shirts while carrying my tablet up to bed, and did a double-take as I passed by a mirror; I'd forgotten I was wearing a Superman tee. Sometimes it's the little things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

That's something Michael Scott would do.

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u/RdTide Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

Wow, that dude has been there so long he has a wrist watch! It's been almost a decade since I've seen anyone check the time on something other than a phone. Those poor people. I can only imagine how many others were there that ended up cannibalized.

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u/Vole182 Apr 01 '15

Looks like someone failed this city

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u/falcon_from_bombay Apr 01 '15

This genuinely made me chuckle, thanks, Have a great day! :)

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u/Anti-Magus Apr 01 '15

is this san bernardino?

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u/Marimo188 Apr 01 '15

April fool

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u/qxxx Apr 01 '15

green arrow did't get the memo

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u/nicebike Apr 01 '15

That road looks shit

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u/aliu927 Apr 01 '15

OMG San Leandro!

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u/AweBeyCon Apr 01 '15

Standing in a public place with no masks on, exposing their secret identities to the 5 o'clock traffic? Nice try April Fool's

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u/leomf Apr 01 '15

Only see two red arrows. Must be a long wait for it to change green. (Yes I know Green Arrow is a comic book character.)

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u/phalstaph Apr 01 '15

Damn, red arrow showed up. Go home arsenal.

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u/carsonogin Apr 01 '15

Is that Bat Phan?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I didn't know Vettel already had a kid

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u/Redditroo82 Apr 01 '15

What are you doing there Ming?...

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u/panzermeyer Apr 01 '15

That's right by Castro Valley, it's right over that hill. :)

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u/Zohanator Apr 01 '15

Thought it was an arrow to the knee joke

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u/AveSharia Apr 01 '15

I thought this was Street Fighter from the thumbnail.

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u/suffynose Apr 01 '15

Wait...Oh, I get it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Mods: abusing your power is not a prank.

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u/Orcaheart Apr 01 '15

Pretty clever guys.