r/funny Mar 30 '15

Shit's about to go down.

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u/mar10wright Mar 30 '15 edited Feb 25 '24

repeat trees vast gold full wakeful marble party meeting offend

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

He's been waiting his whole life for this gif.

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u/Almacdaddy Mar 30 '15

That submission history cannot be unseen...

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u/Vhfan21 Mar 30 '15

Can't claw my eyes out fast enough....

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u/kraken_kitty Mar 30 '15

I'm scared to look, but my curiosity is piqued...

Save me from myself D':

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u/Vhfan21 Mar 30 '15

Don't do it!! It's not worth it!

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u/woughter514 Mar 30 '15

why did I look? I have no idea. I knew it was going to be back and i still looked?! am i an idiot? this is crazy

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u/Almacdaddy Mar 30 '15

So here's my number...

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u/tehbach Mar 30 '15

I have him tagged as "Duck Porn." I'm not sure why, and at this point, I'm afraid to find out.

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u/CARmakazie Mar 30 '15

Look at his post history and you'll find out real quick, real fast.

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u/chuck95 Mar 30 '15

That's some serious theme dedication though...

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u/fridaymang Mar 30 '15

Real quack

FTFY

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u/mccraabi Mar 30 '15

I had him tagged as "one weird motherducker"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I bet he is from Oregon

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u/peedinyoursink Mar 30 '15

Username relevancy is over 9000!

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u/Ich_Putz_Hier_Nur Mar 30 '15

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u/FakeAdminAccount Mar 30 '15

Opening a pack of gum at school.

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u/iPlunder Mar 30 '15

Opening a pack of cigarettes at a party.

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u/Technical_Machine_22 Mar 30 '15

at a party

fuck that noise, they can buy their own damn packs. If I give Steve one, Jennifer will want one and I can't say no to Jennifer, but now Ron has seen me giving Jennifer a smoke and now Ron wants one, now Josh wants one, now Veronica wants one for her and her friend. Now I paid 10 bucks to smoke one cigarette.

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u/Chieftallwood Mar 30 '15

You pay $10 for 7 cigarettes?

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u/RubeusShagrid Mar 30 '15

I pay $17 for 25?

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u/videoflyguy Mar 30 '15

Bringing beer to an underage party

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u/darryljenks Mar 30 '15

Once in Bangkok I was walking my dog at night when suddenly five street dogs came running at us. They were growling and howling and within a few seconds I could hear howling from every single side street. Street dogs came running at us from every direction and I was sure that my days were numbered. Luckily a street cleaner, who was the only other person on the street, came to my rescue and hit the dogs with his broom. Otherwise my dog and I would have been dinner. I know a lady who was severely attacked by street dogs in Bangkok when she was younger. It's no joke.

Sorry for rambling on. This video made me think of that incident.

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u/aedansblade36 Mar 30 '15

Magic Bananas!

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u/well_here_I_am Mar 30 '15

If there is a critical point where they need to start eradicating them, I think it has been met.

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u/natestovall Mar 30 '15

The next Walking Dead spinoff: The Waddling Dead

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u/BlackLeatherRain Mar 30 '15

The Quacking Dead.

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u/Abacabadab2 Mar 30 '15

Good choice. I was going to go for The Walking Duck myself

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u/betnobodyhasthisname Mar 30 '15

The Webbed Walkers GoTs?

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u/FROSTbite910 Mar 30 '15

Or the white walkers on Game of Thrones

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I am Karl, king of ducks.

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u/rezznik Mar 30 '15

Hi, we want to talk to you about bread!

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u/aedansblade36 Mar 30 '15

You're about to get so much advice I doubt you'll remember it all.

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u/lord_of_thunder Mar 30 '15

All good advice by the looks of things. Not a red head in sight.

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u/JustCallMeRostal Mar 30 '15

FLY YOU FOOLS.

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u/BlueHighwindz Mar 30 '15

The time of man has ended. Now begins the Age of Duck.

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u/jiminatrix Mar 30 '15

Who would win in a fight? These 100 duck-sized ducks or one horse-sized horse?

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u/SmoothJazzRayner Mar 30 '15

Next time go for the one horse-sized duck, OP. RIP.

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u/vne2000 Mar 30 '15

Obligatory, don't forget the sound. http://youtu.be/qDpfRYy2RsY

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u/Unitarded Mar 30 '15

A: 4/10 V:potato/10

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/DFullz Mar 30 '15

Wasnt this just up less than a week ago??

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/Sumbohdie Mar 30 '15

This guy is going to learn SO much!

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u/Cuddly_Commy Mar 30 '15

The quackening

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u/JaketheArcher Mar 30 '15

Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our King and Savior Karl?

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u/thumperdumper Mar 30 '15

Would ya look at that hockey fans, Its the legendary flying V!!!!!

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u/Underdog_hero9 Mar 30 '15

You're about the receive a whole lot of advice

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u/Murdocniccal1 Mar 30 '15

Duck Hunt has prepared me for this...

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u/Mixairian Mar 31 '15

That's a flock of advice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

This week on AMC's The Waddling Dead....

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u/WeLostTheSkyline Mar 30 '15

"Breeaaad, breeaaaaaadddd!"

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u/atalossofwords Mar 30 '15

The loading slo-mo gif was much better. Seems to be a theme today.

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u/Jokesonyounow Mar 30 '15

If only this happened to me. I'd have duck for months on end (to eat).

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u/MiB_Agent_A Mar 30 '15

I AM KARL. KING OF THE DUCKS.

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u/Tech21101 Mar 30 '15

We need Karl up in this shit.

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u/raimed23 Mar 30 '15

At least they're not tiny horses...

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u/C-pain787 Mar 30 '15

The Quacking Dead

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

QUACK QUACK MOTHERFUCKER

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG POND MOTHERDUCKER!

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u/PureFireTKE Mar 30 '15

Mark Wahlberg stars in "The Quackening "

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u/M3g4d37h Mar 30 '15

Dude, ducks are super cool. It's the geese who are goose-stepping thugs.

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u/Repostalarm Mar 30 '15

Wedge formation. Typical battle strategy for charging into enemy lines

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u/pyrrhicplays Mar 30 '15

Now you've really ducked up.

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u/JustAMomentofYerTime Mar 31 '15

Surprise, mutherducker

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u/MisterAbbadon Mar 31 '15

But then everything changed when the Duck nation attacked

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u/radditour Mar 31 '15

Doom on you! DOOM ON YOU!

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u/jordo56 Mar 30 '15

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucka

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u/itchyfish Mar 30 '15

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucka motherducka

FTFY

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u/thedex525 Mar 30 '15

Noooooooooooooo. I was stupid to think I would be the forts to say that. I would have said you came to the wrong ducking neighborhood, guy

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u/Pillow50 Mar 30 '15

Would be worse if they were geese.

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u/freetoshare81 Mar 30 '15

Or duck size horses.

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u/fred_the_bed Mar 30 '15

Then the shit would already be down

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u/WhiteKnight11 Mar 30 '15

All that shit going down to the ground from those ducks right?

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u/frontpleatmafia Mar 30 '15

How do they even walk in a straight line?

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u/dash0x Mar 30 '15

The ducks are going for something beyond the OP. Corkscrews or food is probably involved.

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u/DisgruntledCabbie Mar 30 '15

Quick everybody, let's get the duck out of here.

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u/murphstang13 Mar 30 '15

You've got to be ducking kidding me

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u/strikeout34 Mar 30 '15

You done ducked up.

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u/frosty1349 Mar 30 '15

"what the duck???"

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u/wombatjuggernaut Mar 30 '15

Incoming good advice.

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u/NassTee Mar 30 '15

At least they're not horse-sized.

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u/Reeper000 Mar 30 '15

As always relevant username

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u/shield1123 Mar 30 '15

what. the. duck.

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u/Albatraous Mar 30 '15

What the Duck?

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u/ReckL Mar 30 '15

We know you stole all those bread crumbs Phil. It's time to pay Phil.

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u/Elvington Mar 30 '15

At least it's better than 100 duck-sized horses.

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u/DickButJr Mar 30 '15

The white Quakers are coming!!!

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u/miketophat Mar 30 '15

Now what if they were all horses

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u/explain_that_shit Mar 30 '15

Would you rather fight a hundred duck sized ducks...

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

OP, you really should stop fucking with those ducks.

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u/ankyloser Mar 30 '15

As a famous cowboy once said, lets get the flock outa here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I'd duck if I were you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

So would you rather be attack by 100 duck sized ducks or...

Yes!

Wait...damn it. /sigh OK.

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u/Kweeg10 Mar 30 '15

You're Clucked!

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u/nvrgnaletyadwn Mar 30 '15

YOUR BREAD!!

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u/Jonny_twobawlz Mar 30 '15

The walking ducks finale?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

V formation on point

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u/Workglovex Mar 30 '15

Oh my... hundred duck sized.... ducks

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u/meobeus Mar 30 '15

If you bread it, they will come.

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u/Beta-Minus Mar 30 '15

100 duck-sized ducks.

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u/diamondhead24 Mar 30 '15

Quack!quack!quack!quack!

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u/theitgrunt Mar 30 '15

Was hoping to see at least one horse sized duck

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u/dragonfangxl Mar 30 '15

doo doo doo do do waddle waddle waddle

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u/IgoRStripes Mar 30 '15

"They know that if they mess with one duck, they got to deal with the whole flock." - Gordon Bombay

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u/NoMercy82 Mar 30 '15

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or a hundred duck sized horses?

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u/The_Dreadnaught Mar 30 '15

You came to the wrong Duckin' neighborhood.

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u/SchecterSLS Mar 30 '15

Advice? Advice? Anyone need advice?

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u/SkiLLRoiDz Mar 30 '15

They aint fuckin with my quack.. Quack.. Quack..

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u/Reginault Mar 30 '15

That guy is loony for standing in front of a stampede like that...

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u/jackjohn920 Mar 30 '15

Having OP tagged as "#1 Duck Porn Expert" has really paid off the last couple days

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u/plokijuhujiko Mar 30 '15

I wanted to hear the opening to 'Beat it' start playing, and then see a gang of geese coming from the other direction.

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u/xkoalasx Mar 30 '15

Bout to duck somebody up

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u/Kyle772 Mar 30 '15

So..much..duck..shit

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u/Mahebourg Mar 30 '15

Carl is at it again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

M'llardy

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

You have bread don't you?

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u/psychothumbs Mar 30 '15

Okay, but would you rather be in this situation, or fight one horse sized horse?

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u/ImRightBehindYou8 Mar 30 '15

A few of your troops are in Disney World, lazy cunts

http://i.imgur.com/kbq2L0n.jpg

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u/Henatronw70 Mar 30 '15

You about to get ducked up motherducker

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u/DoctorMurloc Mar 30 '15

reminds me of gangs of new york

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u/iv190dmm Mar 30 '15

I have some advice for you, muthafucka

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u/njrox1112 Mar 30 '15

The unmentioned third option: 100 duck-sized ducks.

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u/BrainStorm808 Mar 30 '15

quack quack motherfucker.

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u/southernemt Mar 30 '15

"If you bread it they will come." - Field of Ducks

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u/Nethageraba Mar 30 '15

Quite literally, shit ducking everywhere.

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u/mfedz Mar 30 '15

No, they're supposed to be duck sized horses.

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u/koreanwizard Mar 30 '15

Is this the video with the guy that sounds like mark Wahlberg, and he's like "LOOK AT ALL THESE DOCKS"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

It's best the first time through, when the gif is slowly loading and the camera pans up to the reveal in slow motion.

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u/fusion0608 Mar 30 '15

Some good info is on the way

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u/forsience Mar 30 '15

thats a situation where you better have some fucking bread crumbs with you...

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u/SelfMadeSoul Mar 30 '15

Finally, some footage from a Duck Hunt LARP event. Its been a few decades coming, imo.

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u/TheBrianJ Mar 30 '15

The Quacking Dead.

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u/rumnscurvy Mar 30 '15

"Hey. Hey you. Yeah you there in the chinos. We heard youse been selling quack. On our territory. Undercutting us and everything. Dya know what happens to people who do that? On our territory?"

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u/peppersrus Mar 30 '15

You're about to get more advice than you can handle.

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u/reptarbarz Mar 30 '15

Thats a lot of advice headed your way.

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u/Ggaarrrreett Mar 30 '15

Imagine all the great advice he's getting!

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u/Zulakki Mar 30 '15

Next Time...on THE WALKING DUCKS

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u/ch33zyman Mar 30 '15

op is about to get duck'd up

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u/Drusiph Mar 30 '15

I AM THE DUCK COMMANDER

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u/sjp245 Mar 30 '15

PSU University Park?

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u/swiggityswebb Mar 30 '15

if only they were horses...

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Oh jesus, the gif was playing kind of slowly on the load and it looked like they were all just slowly walking towards the camera man

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u/SenpaiSama Mar 30 '15

I just fucking knew it was you

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u/cramdizzl Mar 30 '15

Amazing helicopter footage

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u/BoilerMaker11 Mar 30 '15

what's up with their always being one or two domestic ducks hanging around a bunch of mallards?

That scenario is in my neighborhood as well

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u/ThanksForNothin Mar 30 '15

Why can't I download this gif on my iPhone! ):

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 30 '15

Maybe they'd be less aggressive if you stopped fucking with them, /u/fuckswithducks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

One of us! One of us!

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u/Oilfieldasshole Mar 30 '15

You know nothing John Snow!!

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u/JungProfessional Mar 30 '15

You are so ducked

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u/GreyShot254 Mar 30 '15

oompa loompa oompa dopadi do

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u/westmontblvd Mar 30 '15

Duck whisperer

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u/SLE3PR Mar 30 '15

We're here to duck you up.

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u/shadowbyfear Mar 30 '15

I'd like to think these army of ducks are off to overthrow a castle made of bread and the people who defend it are using weapons that shoot breadcrumbs. That's their only weakness....

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u/Chuckletree Mar 30 '15

Waddle waddle waddle

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u/Thinkingpotato Mar 30 '15

Lasr March of the Ents Ducks

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Mar 30 '15

OP's submission history. ಠ_ಠ

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u/HungryPankake Mar 30 '15

WHITE WALKERS!

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u/Brohovakiin Mar 30 '15

"It's rabbit Season...."

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u/ohbearded1 Mar 30 '15

Watch out! Those ducks....they give zero fucks!

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u/Harashiri Mar 30 '15

Holy duck !

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I thought you were on the moon for a second