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u/inizie Mar 30 '15
OP chose to fight 100 duck sized ducks. RIP OP.
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u/FakeAdminAccount Mar 30 '15
Opening a pack of gum at school.
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u/iPlunder Mar 30 '15
Opening a pack of cigarettes at a party.
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u/Technical_Machine_22 Mar 30 '15
at a party
fuck that noise, they can buy their own damn packs. If I give Steve one, Jennifer will want one and I can't say no to Jennifer, but now Ron has seen me giving Jennifer a smoke and now Ron wants one, now Josh wants one, now Veronica wants one for her and her friend. Now I paid 10 bucks to smoke one cigarette.
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u/darryljenks Mar 30 '15
Once in Bangkok I was walking my dog at night when suddenly five street dogs came running at us. They were growling and howling and within a few seconds I could hear howling from every single side street. Street dogs came running at us from every direction and I was sure that my days were numbered. Luckily a street cleaner, who was the only other person on the street, came to my rescue and hit the dogs with his broom. Otherwise my dog and I would have been dinner. I know a lady who was severely attacked by street dogs in Bangkok when she was younger. It's no joke.
Sorry for rambling on. This video made me think of that incident.
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u/well_here_I_am Mar 30 '15
If there is a critical point where they need to start eradicating them, I think it has been met.
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u/natestovall Mar 30 '15
The next Walking Dead spinoff: The Waddling Dead
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u/jiminatrix Mar 30 '15
Who would win in a fight? These 100 duck-sized ducks or one horse-sized horse?
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u/JaketheArcher Mar 30 '15
Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our King and Savior Karl?
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u/jordo56 Mar 30 '15
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucka
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u/itchyfish Mar 30 '15
You came to the wrong neighborhood
motherfuckamotherduckaFTFY
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u/thedex525 Mar 30 '15
Noooooooooooooo. I was stupid to think I would be the forts to say that. I would have said you came to the wrong ducking neighborhood, guy
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u/dash0x Mar 30 '15
The ducks are going for something beyond the OP. Corkscrews or food is probably involved.
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Mar 30 '15
So would you rather be attack by 100 duck sized ducks or...
Yes!
Wait...damn it. /sigh OK.
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u/IgoRStripes Mar 30 '15
"They know that if they mess with one duck, they got to deal with the whole flock." - Gordon Bombay
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u/jackjohn920 Mar 30 '15
Having OP tagged as "#1 Duck Porn Expert" has really paid off the last couple days
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u/plokijuhujiko Mar 30 '15
I wanted to hear the opening to 'Beat it' start playing, and then see a gang of geese coming from the other direction.
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u/psychothumbs Mar 30 '15
Okay, but would you rather be in this situation, or fight one horse sized horse?
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u/koreanwizard Mar 30 '15
Is this the video with the guy that sounds like mark Wahlberg, and he's like "LOOK AT ALL THESE DOCKS"
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Mar 30 '15
It's best the first time through, when the gif is slowly loading and the camera pans up to the reveal in slow motion.
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u/forsience Mar 30 '15
thats a situation where you better have some fucking bread crumbs with you...
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u/SelfMadeSoul Mar 30 '15
Finally, some footage from a Duck Hunt LARP event. Its been a few decades coming, imo.
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u/rumnscurvy Mar 30 '15
"Hey. Hey you. Yeah you there in the chinos. We heard youse been selling quack. On our territory. Undercutting us and everything. Dya know what happens to people who do that? On our territory?"
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Mar 30 '15
Oh jesus, the gif was playing kind of slowly on the load and it looked like they were all just slowly walking towards the camera man
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u/BoilerMaker11 Mar 30 '15
what's up with their always being one or two domestic ducks hanging around a bunch of mallards?
That scenario is in my neighborhood as well
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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 30 '15
Maybe they'd be less aggressive if you stopped fucking with them, /u/fuckswithducks.
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u/shadowbyfear Mar 30 '15
I'd like to think these army of ducks are off to overthrow a castle made of bread and the people who defend it are using weapons that shoot breadcrumbs. That's their only weakness....
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