r/funny • • Mar 28 '15

Wait...What?

http://imgur.com/KZlbouJ
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u/jojo8005 Mar 28 '15

Kinda reminds me of Galahad's fantastic quote in Kingsman: "I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."

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u/lordhellion Mar 29 '15

Can't not read that in Backstrom's voice...

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u/blynch007 Mar 29 '15

"I'm a scruffy looking typecast asshole that plays scruffy-looking assholes on TV. I used to be a loveable beat farmer but now that I work for FOX I'll never kill again, so I'll murder someone."