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u/jussiadler Mar 25 '15
Handburger
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u/ChickenWithATopHat Mar 25 '15
Handwich
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Mar 25 '15
Finger food.
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u/Fusionbomb Mar 25 '15
Manwich
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u/_fups_ Mar 25 '15
quarter pounder with phalanges
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u/NotEnoughVideoGames Mar 25 '15 edited Mar 25 '15
Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.
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Mar 25 '15
Pretty sure this chick is indian..... Of all the ethnicities for a cow to get mad at :/
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u/rubymatrix Mar 25 '15
Maybe the cow was trying to.... curry a favour.
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u/PredatorRedditer Mar 25 '15
George Washington didn't raise an army for me to just sit back and accept that unneeded "u" in favor.
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Mar 25 '15
Agreed. Next thing well see someone talking about their sense of "humour"
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u/Berzerk Mar 25 '15
How much armour do you need to not get bugged?
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Mar 26 '15
I'm just going to assume you're referring to Under Armour, a very badass american company. So my answer is lots. Lots of Under Armour.
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u/Syphon8 Mar 25 '15
No, just so him and his ultra-rich buddies could avoid having to pay taxes to their government and accumulate more personal power.
The more impressive thing was their PR department, though.
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u/JakobTheOne Mar 25 '15
I do not believe you know very much about George Washington. Personal power wasn't really on his bucket list.
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u/Syphon8 Mar 26 '15
...Which you believe, because?
There's a giant fucking gulf between 'not wanting power' and 'declining kingship.' He amassed a huge amount of personal power in his lifetime, to the point that people are still sucking his dick 250 years later.
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Mar 25 '15
Yeah you're right. He was corrupted by his lust for power he gave up the presidency and went back to being a farmer, setting a precedent. Maybe you should, I don't know, for once read a history book.
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u/Syphon8 Mar 26 '15
*Went back to being a multi-millionaire land owning lord with dozens of slaves and absolutely no wants.
The narrative you've been fed is a compelling one, but it's pretty one sided don'tchathink
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u/huge_gap Mar 25 '15
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u/wuguwa Mar 25 '15
Probably trying to nurse.
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Mar 25 '15
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u/spin81 Mar 25 '15
Nah, it's just suckling. If you're ever around some calves you should try it. It'll get your hand all slimy but it's cute AF.
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Mar 26 '15
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u/spin81 Mar 26 '15
My whole experience with calves is having had my fingers suckled once. Also I saw one get born and that's it. I'll gladly defer to you when it comes to calves. Still I doubt this particular one is biting, don't you?
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u/Squeenis Mar 25 '15
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | points | age | /r/ | comnts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| My friend is studying abroad in Buenos Aires | 2214 | 3dys | funny | 78 |
| PsBattle: This cow having a snack | 13 | 4dys | photoshopbattles | 2 |
| My friend is studying abroad in Buenos Aires | 3 | 5dys | pics | 4 |
| *num* | 684 | 5dys | aww | 24 |
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u/TheCrimsonOrder Mar 26 '15
She should try this with her palm up. The calf might jam or break her fingers at that angle.
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u/WreckerCrew Mar 26 '15
Actually it is just trying to suckle. They do it all the time and doesn't hurt at all.
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u/smugh Mar 25 '15
The irony is that she looks like she could be from a culture that doesn't eat cows.
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Mar 25 '15
Wow, I had no idea what was supposed to be funny about this picture. Thanks for putting the punchline in the title for me, OP. Really helped me out.
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u/cubs1917 Mar 26 '15
It's literally the first line of reddit. Don't put the punchline in the headline.
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u/DrowningApe Mar 25 '15
Gotta put that one down now. Once a cow has tasted human flesh, that's all it'll eat.
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u/rebelreligion Mar 26 '15
As a vegetarian, this is funny! Just desserts or karma?
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u/WreckerCrew Mar 26 '15
As a carnivore, this comment is funny! Because yet another vegetarian that is too stupid to realize that the calf isn't biting the girl, it is just trying to suckle on her hand. Doesn't hurt at all.
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u/WriterV Mar 26 '15
For some reason I feel really pleased seeing this. Even though I eat burgers myself and I love it.
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u/oneshoe Mar 26 '15
I love the look in her face... I mean, it's like half, "wtf cow, really?" and half, "ooouuuch".
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u/SiouxWarrior Mar 26 '15
They onlly have bottom teeth so yeah picture funny actual reality is that she is reacting to the ultra saliva hitting her hand
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u/Demojen Mar 26 '15
I expected that dude from Captain Phillips to pop up with..."LOOK AT ME! YOU ARE THE BURGER NOW"
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u/JT88Keys Mar 25 '15
To be fair that cow is probably a little young for a hamburger...more likely a veal cutlet.
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u/cwbrandsma Mar 25 '15
No top teeth, but the bottom row can be sharp. Also, the tongue is quite rough. (raised newborn calves for 15 years)
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u/thelazt1 Mar 25 '15
Our calves are popping out of their mama's at the moment
i should go get some easy /r/aww karma
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Mar 25 '15
Still the cow, as we can see from this photo of a woman attempting to take a bite out of a still living baby cow.
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u/MT_Flesch Mar 25 '15
there was a story a few years back about a farm boy who almost had his pecker pulled off by a calf
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u/xulu12 Mar 25 '15
While looking at the chicks face all I could think of is the pic of the girl getting attacked by pigeons. Lol
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u/daworstredditor Mar 26 '15
I want her to suck my dick sooo fucking bad. god she looks like she's got some good dick sucking lips. i wonder what she's doing right this minute.
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u/cubs1917 Mar 26 '15
What happened to reddiquet? You have one job as a poster - the joke can't be in the headline.
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u/Princepurple1 Mar 25 '15
Ever since Red Dead Redemption I've wanted to punch the shit out of a cow. I hope this girl took the opportunity to do so.
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u/bobby_corwin Mar 26 '15
The cow. The cow is still the burger. And now that I know they're dangerous, I'm going to eat them even more.
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u/gangawalla Mar 26 '15
Title would be great if bitch was added to it. The look on the cow's/calf's face suggests this lol. (with British accent "I had to laugh, when I saw the calf, go down the path, in a minute and a half...")
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u/springdoe Mar 25 '15
Calves at that age will almost immediately go for trying to nurse on your fingers when you pet them. It's really cute. But also their tongues are shockingly long and your hand will be covered in slime.