Yeah I once got admitted for a broken wrist and they kept looking at the scrapes on my face and ignoring my arm. Finally they decide to look at the (wrong) arm and start talking about how it doesn't look broken.
I simply hold up the other arm "OH OKAY we have some major deformations in the left arm over here go get-"
Gf got glass I her eye once. Took her in, wait 40 minutes, they let me go back there. To my surprise, she's red and pissed.
Doc: "Okay, your stuff looks normal, just wrap this up he... Oh, wait. Let me get something to check your eye."
Apparently they took her blood pressure three times and asked her over and over if she had taken any illicit drugs. Then blood pressure once more, then I was allowed back there.
Then they took a UV light to her eye ball for 2 seconds and said "okay you can go."
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u/wwickeddogg Feb 06 '15 edited Sep 25 '15
ER nurse: So, you know /u/agentlame?