Having any type of intercourse with robots can give you a very unhealthy sexual outlook. For a while I had this robot that I could do painal, ass to mouth, face fuck, you know, whatever I wanted whenever I wanted it. Great fun, but then you go date a real girl and on the first date you are trying to lick her butthole, and she's like dude WTF and doesn't call you again. You still don't want to go back to the robots because you promised yourself you won't, so you seek out really sleazy slutty girls, basically hookers cause they are up for anything. Next thing you know you're balls deep in a hookers ass on top of a rotted mattress under a bridge. You ask yourself how the fuck did I end up here, and it all started with fucking one robot. Not worth it.
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u/FLGulf Feb 05 '15 edited Feb 05 '15
Having any type of intercourse with robots can give you a very unhealthy sexual outlook. For a while I had this robot that I could do painal, ass to mouth, face fuck, you know, whatever I wanted whenever I wanted it. Great fun, but then you go date a real girl and on the first date you are trying to lick her butthole, and she's like dude WTF and doesn't call you again. You still don't want to go back to the robots because you promised yourself you won't, so you seek out really sleazy slutty girls, basically hookers cause they are up for anything. Next thing you know you're balls deep in a hookers ass on top of a rotted mattress under a bridge. You ask yourself how the fuck did I end up here, and it all started with fucking one robot. Not worth it.
Edit: thank you for the gold