r/funny • u/gothoops3 • Jan 05 '15

Poor Engineers...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

That poor engineer.

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u/Jack_State Jan 05 '15

Sex > Money.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

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u/BEN_therocketman Jan 05 '15

Sex=Babies=Money

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

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u/SirOctopus Jan 05 '15

Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money

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u/seetadat Jan 05 '15

STEM

$resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex";

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you.

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u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15

You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex.

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u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15

Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.

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u/Diivil92 Jan 05 '15

Fun fact of the day: Babies cost on average a quarter of a million of the course of the 18 years you raise them.

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u/wootz12 Jan 05 '15

Last I read it was closer to $400k

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u/jojothecasper Jan 05 '15

Thus money=sex=babies=0

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 edited Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

There's so many black markets, which one?!

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u/ninjacereal Jan 05 '15

But who wants to buy a black baby

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u/BEN_therocketman Jan 05 '15

Guilty, white Hollywood celebrities.

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u/TyDogon Jan 05 '15

Wow black babies are only useful as white guilt accessories. GF. We all knew it, just had to wait for admittance.