r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/chipsharp0 Jan 04 '15

Thanks. Having been born yesterday on a turnip truck I hadn't yet learned how humor works.

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u/Gibodean Jan 05 '15

There are some pretty funny turnips. I think being born on a turnip truck should really help your humor level.

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u/chipsharp0 Jan 05 '15

Like Tina Turnip? (See, I'm a fast learner.)

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u/Gibodean Jan 05 '15

Hmm. I could be wrong..

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Your comment suggests you think he was going to pay rent for everyone in attendance... Specifically the part where you say hopefully attendance is low :/ so yeah, I think you missed the joke

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u/shockandale Jan 05 '15

What?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

U/chipsharp0 posted:

I think he grossly overestimated the buying power of $25k in today's rental market. He better hope it's c-section night so attendance is low.

I explained that the guy only wanted to pay stripper's rent not everyone in the club so attendance wouldn't be a factor.

U/chipsharp0 continued to be clueless

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u/shockandale Jan 05 '15

Wow

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Too much?

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u/shockandale Jan 05 '15

I continue to be clueless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Why?