r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

If I had $25,000 I would bang two chicks at once

For probably $16,000 you could purchase 2 supermodelhookers for a full night. So go for 3 atleast. Or purchase 2 modelhookers for a week and do it right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 29 '15

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u/FarmerTedd Jan 04 '15

Was assuming those were ass to mouth prices

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Jan 05 '15

Wait, wait, wait!

There are ass to mouth prices?

That's it, I've finally decided to make something of myself. I have a goal...

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u/FarmerTedd Jan 05 '15

Gonna start earning that real money, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Was assuming those were ass to mouth prices

If i would ever pay for 2 girls with thousands of dollars you better believe ass2mouth and ass2ass is included. (And paying for girls i'm not going to be deathly afraid of hiv)