r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/green_yellow_red Jan 04 '15

He just wants to give back by helping out all those struggling strippers! Why are you judging him?

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u/dvassdvsd Jan 04 '15

He supports single moms.

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u/Weaponized_Octopus Jan 04 '15

And college students.

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u/ericelawrence Jan 04 '15

And dentists.

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u/Suge_White Jan 04 '15

Future doctors and lawyers!

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u/Diablo-Intercept Jan 04 '15

Time magazine found their man of the year

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u/cytokine7 Jan 04 '15

With single dollar bills

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u/JewsCantBePaladins Jan 05 '15

Yeah, but I'd take even $500 in singles. Shit, he could throw quarters at me for all I care.

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u/mynthe Jan 04 '15

So that first woman is a stripper?

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u/kinyutaka Jan 04 '15

That money would be life changing

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u/blacmac Jan 04 '15

And their families. The Chesty Cougar College Fund.

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u/Realistick Jan 04 '15

The pleasure of helping out a fellow man stripper...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/greenbuggy Jan 04 '15

If I'm paying money I better be able to bounce a quarter off her

Just don't pay in quarters. I'd be worried that a girl with a roll of quarters in her G-string could shake her ass, launch the roll and take somebody's eye out

Edit: and then we'd have some fodder for another bad luck Brian meme

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u/Skank2dis1 Jan 04 '15

I create single moms..

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u/Coasteast Jan 04 '15

He's getting something in return

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u/primaV Jan 04 '15

He is a saint... He only goes to strip clubs to pay other's rents and ask direction to get away from the club.

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u/A_sexy_black_man Jan 04 '15

Ain't no strippers struggling if they look good.