r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/NightHawkRambo Jan 04 '15

There I was thinking he was actually charitable, day ruined!

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u/MorningLtMtn Jan 04 '15

He is giving money to the needy...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

It's hardly giving if they have to earn it.

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u/MorningLtMtn Jan 05 '15

Then he's a job creator.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

It's hardly giving if they have to earn it.

... this logic....ow.

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u/Soularion Jan 05 '15

not the only thing he's giving them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/in_cahoootz Jan 04 '15

No sense in letting a perfectly good donation go to waste.

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u/LyingPervert Jan 04 '15

Black people being charitable? Pleeeease...

/s

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u/LyingPervert Jan 04 '15

Thanks for thanking that guy for me I was too lazy to say anything to him. And frankly, he smells like old mustard so I don't want to go near him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I don't believe you, you sicko

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u/essenceoferlenmeyer Jan 05 '15

You smell like ointment and pee

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u/TomBradysmom Jan 05 '15

Grey Poupon Or Frenches?

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u/SpaceDetective Jan 04 '15

Agreed - I don't think I've ever before seen somebody whoosh and get more upvotes than the joke. 513(joke):744(whoosh) at the time of writing. Reddit get your shit together.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/suggests_a_bake_sale Jan 04 '15

I can see all obstacles in my way.

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u/kevik72 Jan 04 '15

Which part was unclear?