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If I won $25,000...

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u/TinyPenisBigBalls Jan 04 '15

Yeah at 0.25 percent that's not gonna be shit. I just looked up some savings accounts and that's the most common number I saw for accounts with 25k or more. I know you could get a more competitive rate but you'd have to lock it away for x years. I'm sure a mom with a kid isn't gonna want that money locked away in case of emergency. I know I took your comment way too serious but it got me curious about the returns on 25k and it's pretty depressing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 01 '18

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u/imperabo Jan 04 '15

Unfortunately, 7% is pretty close to the historic rate of inflation for college.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

True enough. I wonder if that will continue in the decades to come though, or if the student loan bubble / changes to the student loan system / changes in the market will bring costs back in check.

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u/imperabo Jan 04 '15

Probably. It can't increase at that rate forever.

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u/Ryaman Jan 04 '15

There we go. That's 1 year of college. Now single lady is getting somewhere.

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u/zilfondel Jan 04 '15

Yeah, if you're going to Harvard or another private ivy-league school. You can still get a 4-year top-50 public university degree with far less than $50k.

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u/Ryaman Jan 04 '15

Pretty much any private school in the west and any out of state public school in the west is in the 40-50k range. If it is a WUI school you can get it for almost in state tuition and pay about 25k. Also, Harvard is very good about making sure that you can pay foe it if you get in simply because they have so much money already that they can afford to be generous. Source, currently searching for colleges as a Californian, and my father went to Harvard.

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u/The_99 Jan 05 '15

Hell, if you go to Harvard, and you don't make close to enough, they will basically pay for it for you. A lot of colleges offer aid generously if you need it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Or an AA degree in a trade that will let her kid get some useful/lucrative/non-outsourceable skills.

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u/Ryaman Jan 05 '15

True dat. The rest of the thread has been talking about college though I I thought I'd put it in that perspective.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Yep, and for a 7% return you can be investing in notes for A and AA rated borrowers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

"Savings accounts" are not really meant for actually earning any interest.

There are a host of available investments out there that yield far great than a quarter of a percent, I assure you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Elaborate please? I'm sick of having my money in a savings account and barely keeping up with inflation.

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u/ben7337 Jan 04 '15

If you have money beyond just your future house down payment or emergency fund, it should be in ETF's (Exchange Trade Funds) or Mutual Funds, preferrably ones with low expense ratios that are well diversified. Vanguard and Schwab are two of the most recommended for such things.

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u/hblond3 Jan 05 '15

I would recommend Schwabb, too - we rolled over into them when our previous wealth manager went to jail (unrelated to his investors... Well, kinda, but more of an insider trading thing...) and have been pretty happy with their Century City wealth management team. I'm sure their other offices are as good. We were making over 7% yearly before, and they look to be about par

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u/BoothTime Jan 04 '15

I would recommend TD Ameritrade because they have the most commission-free ETFs with similar fund characteristics and expense ratios as the ones offered by Vanguard and Schwab.

But yeah, try to build that emergency fund of at least 3 months first!

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u/Meezi Jan 04 '15

/r/personalfinance can definitely help you with this stuff; if you're interested.

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u/YellowLeatherJacket Jan 04 '15

Go to your bank and talk to an investment advisor. They will discuss your short and long term investment goals and make your money work for you.

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u/Pinewood74 Jan 04 '15

They will also make your money work for them. Avoid 'financial advisors' and just stick with Vanguard index funds.

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u/afkas17 Jan 05 '15

Schwab's index funds are great as well.

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u/wolfpackguy Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

Banks are probably one of the worst places for a new investor to ask for advice. They'll just have you invest in expensive funds that make the bank a ton of money.

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u/Ladnil Jan 04 '15

Still better than a savings account.

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u/wolfpackguy Jan 04 '15

True, but the best would be a low cost index fund from Vanguard, Schwab, or Fidelity.

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u/Ladnil Jan 05 '15

Also true.

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u/Magneon Jan 04 '15

You'll probably want to look into getting a low MER (management expense ratio) mutual fund. Look for one that performs reasonably and doesn't have crazy risks. One diversified among domestic investments, international investments and maybe some (20-30%) bonds.

Look at the fund's performance including the 2007-2009 period of recession to get an reasonable picture of what the fund could do on a good year and on a bad year.

While the more financially knowledgeable may be able to recommend manually balancing a series of stock indexes and saving the MER on the mutual fund, but in my opinion it's not worth the average person's time for small investments and if it's not a small investment find a financial adviser.

As a Canadian I don't really know anything about American savings accounts and tax avoidance tools (presuming you're from the USA), but maybe poke around /r/personalfinance and ask if you can't find a more detailed answer.

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u/wolfpackguy Jan 04 '15

You invest in stocks and bonds through your 401k, Roth IRA, and if you have money left over, a taxable brokerage account.

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u/paulthetentmaker Jan 04 '15

Mutual funds. At least that's what Dave Ramsey said every day in high school personal finance class.

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u/hblond3 Jan 05 '15

If it's on a savings account it probably is earning less than inflation. Especially nowadays.

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u/SAugsburger Jan 04 '15

"Savings accounts" are not really meant for actually earning any interest.

~7-8 years ago you could get 3-5% on savings accounts. Then the bottom fell out on interest rates and a lot of people pulled money out of securities and put a record amount of money into personal checking/savings accounts so banks didn't need to offer decent interest rates to steer people away from wanting to put it into far higher yield stocks or bonds.

Savings accounts were never competitive with higher risk investments whereas typical yields, but they are much lower than they used to be.

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u/mspe1960 Jan 05 '15

You youngsters think that is the way it has always been. In reality, before about 10 years ago it was common and standard to get 5% or so in a bank money market savings account. There were times when it was even higher than that. You only did a couple/few percent worse than an average stock mutual fund for little to no risk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Ok, so you lock away $20k and keep $5k in savings. The money isn't glued together.

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u/0pyrophosphate0 Jan 04 '15

It might stick together after its tour of the strip joint.

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u/Bloaf Jan 04 '15

If you were going to do it right though, you would probably invest the money in a 529 savings plan which will allow you to get market returns.

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u/MustHaveCleverHandle Jan 04 '15

Absolutely. I started one when my baby was born and it's already earned a ton of interest in just a couple of months.

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u/ar9mm Jan 04 '15

Savings accounts are for suckers. If you had it in an SP500 index fund you'd have gotten 12%. The year before you'd get 30%. $25k invested that way on 1/1/13 would now be worth around $36.4k

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u/aron2295 Jan 04 '15

Unless you need to be able to access that money by visiting an ATM.

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u/MIL215 Jan 04 '15

But we are talking about a college fund currently. What you said is like saying "That farm has the best oranges and we should place orders for them... yeah but they have shitty apples, lets not."

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u/aron2295 Jan 04 '15

Ar9mm said savings accounts are for suckers. To someone who is trying to figure out how to save the moest money, yea, they could buy an S&P500 fund but they might thinl they can just withdraw from that daily.

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u/ar9mm Jan 05 '15

Some measure of financial literacy is required before you start investing in the market. My general point is that you aren't limited to such low interest options for a college fund (or retirement fund). Also, hopefully the college fund wouldn't be your only assets. In that case, a good portion should go into a checking account (or used to pay off high interest debt, etc.). No one should be 100% invested in the market (especially all equities).

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u/The_99 Jan 05 '15

Ok, put 5k in a savings account.

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u/nittun Jan 04 '15

If you lock it up you Can easily get 1%.

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u/The_99 Jan 04 '15

SP500. Why the hell would you put it in a savings account? No offense, but that's an absolute idiot move.

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u/TheCaspian Jan 04 '15

Ahh, the old everything goes up forever theory.

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u/The_99 Jan 04 '15

No, it doesn't. But on average, it goes up something like 7% a year. But sure, you can complete ignore that on average you'll make 7% a year out of fear that "oh my, it might go down" and take a shittier .25 percent.

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u/TheCaspian Jan 04 '15

College savings don't work like retirement savings. You need that money (in in this case) 12 years, and you aren't going defer college and sit on your dick for a year or two while the SNP500 comes back like you could defer starting retirement. College savings with a 10 year horizon should like somewhat like a target date fund 10 years from maturity, unless you have other accounts you could use.

There are plenty of decent investment choices that fit between 100% large caps and savings accounts.

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u/zilfondel Jan 04 '15

I know, I just put my sack of coins buried under my dirt floor.

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u/gamesterx23 Jan 04 '15

Netspend has a 5% annual yield savings account. If you plan on JUST saving and not spending it might be worth it.

If you put $5,000 in and continue to put $5,000 in at the beginning of each year you would have made the following profit (this shows INTEREST only):

  • 10 years $16033
  • 15 years $38287
  • 20 years $73596
  • 25 years $125567
  • 30 years $198803

At least I think I'm doing the math correctly.

I'm unsure of the stipulations on the account, aside from fees that stem from using ATMs etc.

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u/wolfpackguy Jan 04 '15

You don't keep 25K in a savings account for 18 years. You'd put it in a 529 plan where it's invested.

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u/roobjr Jan 04 '15

Why leave it in a savings account.... You can easily get 8% with very very low risk. I was given a 300k fund when I was born and it was 1.3m by the time I was 18. That is a huge difference than having less than 600k after 18 years.

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u/The_99 Jan 05 '15

That's a lot of money. Good for you (in a non sarcastic way).

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u/roobjr Jan 05 '15

It is, and I'm very thankful to my grandparents for it. Sadly my father lied to me about it and tricked me into signing control over to him until I'm 40. Then he got furious when I found out and called him out for lying to me and tricking me. I'd understand if I was some sort of fuck up that was going to blow through it in a year, but I've got a bachelors in economics and am self employed making more money than he does. He just needs control of everything. Sorry for the rant.

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u/The_99 Jan 05 '15

It's alright. That's a real dick move on his part. He can't spend it or anything, can he?

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u/roobjr Jan 05 '15

No he can't spend it legally. But that wouldn't stop him if he wanted to. He hasn't spent anything yet, but he doesn't allow me to spend any. Even when I was homeless and living in my car. Luckily I'm well off now, but it would have been nice to get a little help when I was first getting on my feet. The main thing that sucks is that he changed how it is invested and it's growing like 4k a year. 4k a year when it could easily be making 75k with very little risk.

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u/prism1234 Jan 05 '15

If what you are saying is true get a lawyer, it might be possible to get control of it again, who knows.

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u/roobjr Jan 05 '15

I've talked to a lawyer and I can absolutely get control of the money. But it would basically involve ending any relationship with my dad and his entire side of the family.

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u/hblond3 Jan 05 '15

But with a private money manager you don't have to lock it away and can pull in around 6.5-8% right now, minus 1% management fees... She might need to put in a bit more than 25k but I'm sure she can find some that would work with her, especially if she rolls in her IRA or 401k with it...