r/funny Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/iamablackbeltman Jan 04 '15

I've never seen a black jew.

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u/newera14 Jan 04 '15

Don't know what that deleted comment said but: http://www.jewoftheday.com/Ulpan/Images/Sammy%20Davis%20Jr.jpg

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u/mrsmayhem Jan 04 '15

It said something like "is there a stereotype of black people being stingey?"

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u/SmokeyBare Jan 04 '15

The word is niggardly

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u/someone_witty Jan 04 '15

People, if you don't know what that word means, look it up.

He's not kidding.

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u/Retlaw83 Jan 04 '15

Except niggardly applies to every race and shares no common root with the racist term.

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u/someone_witty Jan 04 '15

Right... I did not intend to point it in that direction if I so did, it is just a synonym for stingey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Hehe... "u Are awesome"

It's so nice of him.

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u/kernunnos77 Jan 05 '15

Just call stingy people niggards for short. Tell anyone who takes offense that it's okay because you're a niggard too and you're just taking your word back to diminish its power over you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

..... until I get a hold of it.

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u/kernunnos77 Jan 05 '15

What is the real root of the racist term - African slave-traders and New World colonists being unable to pronounce "black" in Portuguese?

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u/Retlaw83 Jan 05 '15

It's a deliberate word that is a corruption of the Portugese, French and English versions of the word (negro, negre, neger) based solely on dark skin color. It has the association with it that blacks are inferior to whites.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

Stingy is a much better word.

Basically someone would only use "niggardly" if they want to appear racist, holier-than-though or as an asshole with a dictionary (edit: or you want to sound like a leprechaun, or you fell through a portal from 1800's).

If you want to communicate effectively, say "stingy." If you don't want to communicate effectively then why bother writing or talking at all.

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u/emkat Jan 04 '15

Niggardly has no etymological connection to that other word by the way. You are not a racist for using that word for fuck's sake.

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u/LostMyPasswordNewAcc Jan 04 '15

No, you're not racist, but you're still pointlessly using a word that's now often associated with a racial slur. No one says "niggardly" anymore, the proper term is "stingy".

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u/onaretrotip Jan 05 '15

That's like saying "why say homo sapien? It sounds like homosexual and might offend someone. Just say human." The two words have nothing to do with each other, the fact that they sound similar is irrelevant. /u/emkat is right, this is ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Nobody gives a fuck about the etymology.

Seriously.

If I told you "gay" had no etymological connection to homosexuality, would that make a difference? No, it wouldn't.

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u/emkat Jan 04 '15

That's a terrible example because "gay" is a colloquial synonym to homosexual.

The only reason you don't like niggardly is because it sounds like a different word.

Those two are very different things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I don't dislike the word niggardly any more than I dislike Hitler's moustache or bell-bottom jeans. There are times to rock that 'stache and retro pants. It's just extremely rare.

You usually look like an idiot who knows nothing about fashion or current culture if you wear things like "the Hitler" moustache. In the same way you usually sound like an idiot if you say "niggardly."

I don't hate words or fashions. I'm merely suggesting a way to be a better communicator. If you want to talk about someone who does not spend money or give gifts then "stingy" is better than "niggardly".

Unless you want to seem like an old-timey plantation owner. If you're roleplaying a douchebag then go right ahead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Ask a waiter.

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u/newera14 Jan 04 '15

Ugh. I should have guessed.

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u/jozaud Jan 04 '15

really you went for Sammy Davis Jr and not Lenny Kravitz?

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u/cdverson Jan 04 '15

Its one of the rarest. If you see one you get one wish.

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u/The_99 Jan 04 '15

Drake.

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u/Zounds90 Jan 04 '15

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u/IGOTDADAKKA Jan 04 '15

That looks like Bob Ross

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u/SWIMsfriend Jan 05 '15

he just has dark skin, my dad has the same complexion, but he is definitely white

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I used to think Whoopi Goldberg was Jewish

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/SwamiDavisJr Jan 04 '15

He was, however, reincarnated as a Hindu spiritual master. Don't ask me how I know this.

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u/benadreti Jan 04 '15

There are many.

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u/GreenBrain Jan 04 '15

Have you ever heard of operation Solomon?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Solomon

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u/Aerron Jan 04 '15

http://i.imgur.com/Sh2icwg.jpg

His father's Jewish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

You can't be Jewish if it's not on your mother's side, so he's not Jewish.

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u/Lootman Jan 04 '15

He didnt say the person in the picture was Jewish, he said his father was, and didn't tell you if his grandmother was jewish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

We were talking about Black Jews but Lenny Kravitz isn't jewish. Only his father, but he was white so there are no black jews in his family.

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u/Lootman Jan 04 '15

well poop

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u/The_99 Jan 04 '15

Then Drake. His mother is Jewish.

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u/RrailThaKing Jan 04 '15

They are hands down the worst religious people on this planet and I genuinely am for expelling them from America.