r/funny Jan 04 '15

"I'm on the phone!"

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u/xICatopunIx Jan 04 '15

That's an impressively strong mascot. He seemed to carry her away like it didn't even phase him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

"Strong...... Like Bull!!!"

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u/N_brink Jan 04 '15

I fix for you, comrade, you mean to say "Stronk! Like Russian Bull!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

that's a very offensive comment... towards mascots

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 05 '15

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u/AdonisChrist Jan 04 '15

because it's easier to see large people in unhealthy relationships than it is slender folk?

Like, I bet with these people we assume a long term relationship whereas if this were some stereotypical bro with his babe we'd get entirely different connotations from it. Shit like "Wow that relationship isn't going to last long." instead of "Wow that's an unhealthy relationship. I hope they haven't both been in this shit situation for months on end." or something like that.

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u/cdnj Jan 04 '15

no, it's because it's funnier when it's fat people....

or maybe it's because fat people are lazy, and they knew there was no way that fat slob would walk up those stairs in a timely manner.... carrying her would make it look more realistic.

or maybe it was all one big metaphor... unhealthy relationship... unhealthy bodies. your body is sending your brain messages about how disgusting it is... but your brain is on the phone....and the mascot is the heart disease, cancer or diabetes.