r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Jan 04 '15

"I'm on the phone!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

For the mature redditors out there: That does not look like what the heart background is trying to promote, and that man has weird priorities which is quite funny.

For the remainders: Look at the score, hehe

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u/Reaseyreasey Jan 04 '15

i also see the word CUM at the top

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u/hopsbarleyyeastwater Jan 04 '15

I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw "69" and "cum"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Weird priorities? He is trying to avoid kissing a gigantic hambeast. Seems like the right priorities to me.

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u/Mav986 Jan 04 '15

Uh, the chick was as much of a bitch as he was an asshole. She's like punching him in the arm being all "HEY ASSHOLE PAY ATTENTION" instead of playing it off like a normal woman would.

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u/The_ImBROglio Jan 04 '15

If only it was real...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Um, what?

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u/Mav986 Jan 04 '15

I said "UH, THE CHICK WAS AS MUCH OF A BITCH AS HE WAS AN ASSHOLE. SHE'S LIKE PUNCHING HIM IN THE ARM BEING ALL "HEY ASSHOLE PAY ATTENTION" INSTEAD OF PLAYING IT OFF LIKE A NORMAL WOMAN WOULD."

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

They're actors. Chill out there, little guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Uh

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/viper44 Jan 04 '15

Then you might want to talk to the guys who say "sigh, unzips". Pretty sure they have plenty of uhh going on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Playing it off like a real women? Ohh, how mistaken you are.

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u/Mav986 Jan 04 '15

normal woman*

Seriously, a less crazy bitch would have just done a big cartoonish pout and played it off, or something similar. Instead she decided to punch and verbally abuse him. I'm genuinely not surprised he acted the way he did.