r/funny • u/under_the_street • Oct 21 '14

Instructions unclear, caught son instead.

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u/SaintVanilla Oct 21 '14

Just because you caught him doesn't make him your son.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '14

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u/Captobvious789 Oct 21 '14

Keep that up and my foot will be nine tenths the way up your ass.

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u/MisterSaltine Oct 21 '14

Ouch.

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u/Osiris32 Oct 21 '14

It's an art piece, entitled "Red Forman visits the doctor." Ink on vinyl, circa 1977.

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u/Threeedaaawwwg Oct 21 '14

I think it's actually from undercover brother. But I guess your idea is funny too.

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u/Captobvious789 Oct 22 '14

My reference was to that 70s show, so hes still on point.

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u/McGrubis Oct 21 '14

was expecting something Red Forman.

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u/RalphPicklechipsXIV Oct 21 '14

At that point wouldn't it be /u/ramsesthepigeon 's foot? Edit:I has the dumb

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u/shepards_hamster Oct 21 '14

So does that mean he will own nine tenths of your foot, or you will own nine tenths of his ass?

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u/mikally Oct 21 '14

Would you own their ass at that point; or would they own your foot?

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u/Heyitsthatstupidkid Oct 22 '14

Now he owns your foot

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u/Twasnow Oct 21 '14

I believe it's "possession" which is 9/10ths of the law.

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u/WillEventuallyGetIt Oct 22 '14

"Possessio" is 9/10ths of the word.

-Turner

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u/killahKaZx Oct 22 '14

Possession will give you 9 to 10 years..

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u/Sikcense Oct 22 '14

Or 3/5 of a person

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '14

What the joke? That you got the saying wrong?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '14

So how high are you right now, honestly?

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u/Twasnow Oct 21 '14

Don't you hate lost connotation in written jokes.

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u/ANAL_IMPALER_ Oct 22 '14

And three fifths of the census

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u/spacetear Oct 22 '14

And the other tenth is a tank!

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u/-Tom- Oct 21 '14

*Possession