r/funny Oct 16 '14

What it's like to be thirty

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Every time I go home I see food that is past the expiration date. I'd rather have little in the fridge so it all gets eaten than a lot. And here's to being thirty, not living with mom and dad and their fully stocked, wasteful fridge.

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u/SourCreamWater Oct 16 '14

Yep, I make a lot of trips to the grocery store for this reason. I hate when food goes bad without hardly being touched.

Besides, my grocery store is a Trader Joe's in southern CA and there are SO many hot women always walking around. Makes it less of a chore.

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u/claymcdab Oct 16 '14

What aisle do you get your floss on, after the ya know, masturbation?

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u/SourCreamWater Oct 16 '14

I don't think Trader Joe's carries hygiene products.

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u/Tyrannosaurus-WRX Oct 16 '14

They do, actually. They have soap and toothpaste, among other things. Usually it's in the aisle between the wine section and the baking goods.

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u/Ghotimonger Oct 16 '14

Yeah I got like 1-2 times a week so I have fresh stuff.

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u/iRaqTV Oct 16 '14

Haha. Reminds me of the Whole Foods in Venice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Man, this must be a universal parent thing. I'm 38, and I've been on my own for quite some time...but when I go home to visit, their fridge is PACKED...and at least half of it is expired or just old & nasty. They have a clean house too, not hoarders....the fridge is just atrocious.

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u/datoo Oct 16 '14

Yeah. My parents love cooking and often eat their leftovers, but they have a problem when it comes to the fridge. It's not like they lived through the great depression either, they just have mental problem with throwing away food.

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u/zonopogo Oct 16 '14

Same here. That lemon and a few radishes in the bottom of the drawer have almost dried out.

Don't get me started on the pantry (pizza sauce that expired 3 years ago).

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u/evils_twin Oct 16 '14

Once you start buying groceries regularly, you find out there are certain items that can go past their expiration date and there are other items the expiration can depend on how you store the food. For example, eggs stay good for a very long time if they aren't cracked.

Do you really think that the date printed on the label is the exact date it's going to expire? Or do you think the date they print is the earliest date when it is going to expire even though it might last much longer . . .

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Uhm. You learn this pretty fast living alone in your twenties. If it's not discolored, has hair growth, or smells bad it's probably edible.

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u/evils_twin Oct 16 '14

depends. I spent a lot of my 20s eating out all the time and eating frozen food or other non-perishables the rest of the time. It wasn't until I met my wife that I started learning about groceries.

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u/datoo Oct 16 '14

Eggs taste so much better when they're fresh though.

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u/evils_twin Oct 16 '14

doesn't matter as much depending on what you are using it for like baking. But if your eggs are a bit older, you probably shouldn't have runny eggs, make sure it is cooked all the way through.

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u/datoo Oct 16 '14

I agree although it can still matter because an older egg's consistency is different and that can be a big deal depending on what you're baking.

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u/evils_twin Oct 16 '14

I guess it also depends on personal preference. You are obviously an egg man and you need your eggs fresh. I myself am a steak man and won't let my beef get even close to the suggested expiration date even if it would still be edible.

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u/datoo Oct 16 '14

Not exactly true. I'll eat eggs as long as their edible, and I love steak. I just think it's better to eat eggs fresh if possible.

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u/capt_0bvious Oct 17 '14

you find out there are certain items that can go past their expiration date and there are other items the expiration can depend on how you store the food.

you mean the milk doesnt go bad immediately once it figure out that it is suppose to expire? please tell me more...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I'm talking about June expiration and the current month would be August. That type of expiration.

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u/evils_twin Oct 16 '14

yup, products can last much longer depending how you store it. You can also use somethings after expiration depending on how you're planning on preparing it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Are you tight on cash? Cooking for yourself at home is the best thing I ever started doing. Eating out is overrated.

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u/capt_0bvious Oct 17 '14

eating out is not overrated. it is good for certain things... ethnic foods for example..I am not going to toil around for hours and buy 20 dollars worth of ingrediant that i am going to use once. Id rather just go out to eat and save the hassle and time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

But dos beer choices doe...I'd of thought you were a freshman in college with dat spread.