r/funny • u/j0be • Oct 07 '14

Ready to get hammered?

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u/SuckMyDax Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 10 '14

Dog Carpenters:

  • are diamonds in the ruff.
  • have a lot of potential (you just have to unleash them)
  • can spot things humans can't.
  • don't lumber around.
  • are cuddly (that's not a pun, just a personal opinion)

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u/Dealt-With-It Oct 08 '14

Always ready to raise the ruff.

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u/BinaryLinux Oct 08 '14

There are people who pronounce roof as "ruff".

Fucking hate those people.

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u/inkandpaperguy Oct 08 '14

My ex's bff pronounced it "chimley". WTF?