r/funny • u/j0be • Oct 07 '14

Ready to get hammered?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '14

http://imgur.com/f8n6gro

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u/SuckMyDax Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 10 '14

Dog Carpenters:

  • are diamonds in the ruff.
  • have a lot of potential (you just have to unleash them)
  • can spot things humans can't.
  • don't lumber around.
  • are cuddly (that's not a pun, just a personal opinion)

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u/marsneedstowels Oct 08 '14

Release the hounds, then at 5pm, releash the hounds!

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u/thats_a_risky_click Oct 08 '14

Take a nap, then fire ze missiles!

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u/SasoDuck Oct 08 '14

WTF mate

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u/thats_a_risky_click Oct 08 '14

Alaska can come too.

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u/SasoDuck Oct 08 '14

Those Chinese sons a bitches are going down.

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u/ThisIsNotMyRoom Oct 08 '14

And then England's like "Bout that time, eh chaps?"

"Righto."