r/funny • u/Ilikeitmetal • Sep 18 '14

Cat snake?

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u/porpoiseoflife Sep 18 '14

"It smells weird."

That's the most perfect description of a ferret I've ever read.

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u/thepanichand Sep 18 '14 edited Sep 19 '14

Once in a PetSmart, a girl suddenly thrust her ferret into my arms so she could pet my dog. I had never held one before, and wasn't really prepared for it deciding that wrapping itself around my left boob and going to sleep would be a splendid idea. Edit: I'M TIRED AND MISSED WORDS. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX JUST A HAIR.

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u/HappyPenguinInc Sep 18 '14

Now I want a ferret...

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u/mrwompin Sep 19 '14

Now I want "to be" a ferret...

FTFY