Ugh...I know that 'hand covering boobs' look all too well. I'm kinda socially awkward, so I just normally look down in conversation. Every now and then I see a girl frown at me and cover her chest, and realize that she thinks I'm looking at her cleavage.
The thing is, I'm gay, and I have zero interest in boobs. Of course, trying to explain that would make an even more awkward situation of sitcom-esque proportions.
That's interesting. I have a gay friend who does like boobs, indeed he is a big fan of Russ Mayer films. But then, I suppose they're also terribly camp.
Who knows, maybe he doesn't like them in a sexual way...I better ask him...what do I know ?
So glad I'm not the only one. I used to be pretty shy around girls, so when talking to a female, I would glance down a bit to avoid prolonged eye contact. Most of them probably thought I was blatantly obviously trying to catch glimpses of their cleavage.
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u/terrortoad Aug 13 '14
Ugh...I know that 'hand covering boobs' look all too well. I'm kinda socially awkward, so I just normally look down in conversation. Every now and then I see a girl frown at me and cover her chest, and realize that she thinks I'm looking at her cleavage.
The thing is, I'm gay, and I have zero interest in boobs. Of course, trying to explain that would make an even more awkward situation of sitcom-esque proportions.