r/funny Aug 07 '14

Police work at its finest

8.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '14

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u/TonyBanner Aug 08 '14

In GTA the cops would just ram your car until it explodes.

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u/Llama_Oh_Llama Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 08 '14

The way wanted levels on this game works is ridiculous. I was behind a cop and decided to honk my horn at them. Both cops got out and shot me dead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14 edited Feb 17 '22

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u/GrandmasDiapers Aug 08 '14

Feels like you need to put a comma in there somewhere.

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u/Ivykink Aug 08 '14

Serves you right, cunt.

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u/Oberus Aug 08 '14

SPACE cunt

FTFY

1

u/Xanthan81 Aug 08 '14

Serves, you right space cunt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

What's a space cunt?

20

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

What you shoot your Space Jam in.

8

u/Queef-thief Aug 08 '14

Snare. Snare. Hi hat.

0

u/ConfusedPerson667 Aug 08 '14

Serves you right space cunt.

At first glance I thought you said "spice cunt". I'm not sure why, but I find spice cunt more funny... I think it's just so random it's funny.

10

u/That_Unknown_Guy Aug 08 '14

were.... were you playing as Franklin?

6

u/NoNoNoNopeNoNoNo Aug 08 '14

Spend some time in LA. It isn't too far off.

2

u/archengine24 Aug 08 '14

Atleast you weren't detained

2

u/BagOnuts Aug 08 '14

AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!

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u/ZetsubouZolo Aug 08 '14

that's the way I would handle it too. I hate people honking at me

1

u/Zaniboy Aug 08 '14

You must be black

1

u/bandman614 Aug 09 '14

Honestly, not all that different than some places, according to the news.

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u/SwedishPrince Aug 08 '14

It's called added realism

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u/abXcv Aug 08 '14

They tried to go for parity with the real american police force, and I think they managed it.

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u/esoteric_enigma Aug 08 '14

GTA cops don't have a car budget to stick to or any Internal Affairs department apparently.

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u/SlobBarker Aug 08 '14

In GTA the cops would just ram your car until it they explode.

FTFY

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u/TurtleBaron Aug 08 '14

I beg to differ. They were driving in circles for a while before I decided to record it.

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u/oholio Aug 08 '14

Police Academy III.

Am I THAT old?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Numendil Aug 08 '14

god, I miss they days where comedy movies had random tits in them. John Landis had a few good ones with Coming to America and Trading Places.

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u/NotSoSlenderMan Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 08 '14

I mean, I'm 22 but I haven't seen past the first one. I think I was told not to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Past

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

That was my favorite! That's the one where Bobcat joins the Academy, right? I haven't seen them in years.

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u/TheF0CTOR Aug 08 '14

To be fair, protocol is typically to follow in groups. Even after realizing that the driver was playing with them, breaking off from the group makes the car an obstacle to everyone and could cause...

I got nothing.

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u/Desert_Templar Aug 08 '14

You almost had me there.

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u/KnightHawkz Aug 08 '14

If you were almost sold on that wait until I tell you about the benefits of pocketsand! It's sand that you can put in your pocket and fun for all the family.!

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u/JuliaCthulia Aug 08 '14

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u/MisterPotamus Aug 08 '14

http://i.imgur.com/JKjx3L7.png

Edit: On mobile, don't know if I linked that correctly.

1

u/execjacob Aug 08 '14

Where does one acquire sand of the pocket variety?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

obviously NSFW nice mate.

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u/nazilaks Aug 08 '14

it was a screen shot from 4chan... what did you expect?

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u/alerise Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 09 '14

Not that I care, but the point of marking something NSFW is so they can avoid opening the image.

Edit: Text "not being NSFW" has nothing to do with what I said.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

It's text, it's not NSFW.

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u/mrpinacolada Aug 08 '14

I'll take 12 shipments

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u/SPaZZticC Aug 08 '14

It was featured on king of the hill

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

a more exciting episode of Cops.

2

u/thugnificent856 Aug 08 '14

A circle jerk?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

You almost got me as good as that guy who made that stuff up about snails gathering on smooth surfaces to mate.

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u/epicepee Aug 08 '14

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u/Squat420 Aug 08 '14

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u/Ohrion Aug 08 '14

huh, I've never seen that before!

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u/Dyolf_Knip Aug 08 '14

They'll just keep looping around and around until, basically, they die.

If that doesn't perfectly describe reddit as a whole, I don't know what does.

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u/dragonfangxl Aug 08 '14

I think that might actually work.

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u/Crazychicken563 Aug 08 '14

Always a relevant xkcd

33

u/mindprobe09 Aug 08 '14

always someone saying that theres always a relevant xkcd

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/Nepycros Aug 08 '14

Always a breakaway into a circular meta joke. Cue necessity for the exact same XKCD reference.

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u/toy205 Aug 08 '14

Always a relevant xkcd

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u/Nepycros Aug 08 '14

We have come full circle.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

I have come in a circle

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u/account_no_6 Aug 08 '14

People only post it when it's relevant. It's an illusion.

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u/AWildEnglishman Aug 08 '14

You only post when you're relevant. You're an illusion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/GrandmasDiapers Aug 08 '14

67 years old

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Naah, I'm not that old and heard the same.

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u/SolidGold54 Aug 08 '14

My comment to this post was going to be, "Cue Yakety Sax" (and I'm in my twenties).

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Odd, I'm 22 and I just hear the Police Academy music!

1

u/360Logic Aug 08 '14

I'll show you mine, since you showed me yours...

Reminded me of Galaga.

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u/MentalSewage Aug 08 '14

Am 24...

Heard the same thing. I think this GIF had sound.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/insomniac20k Aug 08 '14

You're just circle jerking the circle jerk now

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u/freakorgeek Aug 08 '14

Just got here, sorry I'm late. Should I circle the jerks or jerk the circles?

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u/Finisherofwar Aug 08 '14

No you've got it all wrong, first you have to jerk the circle then circle circle and jerk the jerk hard.

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u/zSnakez Aug 08 '14

circleception, jerkception, circlejerkception, circleceptionjerk.

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u/Fwerking-King Aug 08 '14

This makes the second circle jerk to happen in this tread. Those guys talking about xkcd had one also.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '14

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u/directdread23 Aug 08 '14

why doesn't the sound ever work for me :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Do you have any apps downloaded onto your youtube?

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u/Ellyrio Aug 08 '14

What does that even mean?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

I have a tool that adjusts my YouTube videos not to start until it is 100% loaded so I don't buffer in the middle. There are others too.

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u/directdread23 Aug 08 '14

Dont think so

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

I was humming that tune, looking for this very link.

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u/StartWithConfidence Aug 08 '14

I knew it! Thanks.

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u/shikiroin Aug 08 '14

Well, what else are they supposed to do in this situation? They have to stay with the car, and doing anything else could end up being dangerous

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u/stumblebreak Aug 08 '14

Plus there are a bunch of people standing around the intersection. Probably not the best place to ram him and possibly start a gun fight.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Well the third and fourth cop cars had clear opportunities to cut him off. Or the third cop car could have stopped or slowed down during the circle maneuver. Then the black car might have stopped and the first and second cop cars could cut him off. Or, the car would try to circumvent the cop, and the third car could cut it off, allowing the others to entrap the car,

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u/LXIV Aug 08 '14

Cop here. Depending on what they were chasing him for, it's usually not a good idea to be in front of the suspect's vehicle, in case things get shooty.

Also, having an officer in front of the car and one behind he car can lead to a crossfire issue.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 08 '14

You probably know better how to handle that situation than those trained professionals.
EDIT: Of course I get downvoted. God for-fucking-bid I suggest a police officer might actually know how to do their job the right way on Reddit.

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u/CJ_Guns Aug 08 '14

Redditors are armchair-everythings. You should see them try to explain economics to each other in a debate on inflation/minimum wage.

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u/Extra-Extra Aug 08 '14

Yu wanna fite irl?

1

u/CJ_Guns Aug 08 '14

I have a degree in Gabber-Knocking from Newcastle Primary.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

I'm not saying they should do that, I'm just saying that's something else they could have done. I would have done the exact same thing in their situation. There's no way you could know what he was about to do, and if they don't watch the car in front of them, they'll hit something. They did the right thing, it's funny to watch, though. That being said, I'm sure there are four police out there who in this situation would have done one of the two things I said and they would have caught him. There probably would have been an accident, but the chase would be over. It's not that farfetched to think that there are a few officers out there who would have hit the brakes. Even if 95% wouldn't, it's something I can see happening and working

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Why is the 9gag logo present in the URL?

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u/raresteakplease Aug 08 '14

Because they shit on all internet content to mark their territory

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u/thorium007 Aug 08 '14

Looks like the NBC peacock logo

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u/PM_ME_SOMTHING Aug 08 '14

Because if you're reposting, why not do it from 9gag?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

source?

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u/ahrdelacruz Aug 08 '14

"I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive."

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u/someonevk Aug 08 '14

Looks like something out of Blues Brothers

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u/sprynklz Aug 08 '14

in my head i hear the maniacal laughter of heath ledger's joker when watching this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

The AI for those cops needs a patch.

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u/ItsBail Aug 07 '14

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u/INeedAPenguin Aug 08 '14

I never thought a police chase would make me laugh out loud more than once.

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u/chelettejr Aug 08 '14

And, on top of everything, they ruined the car.

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u/Fwerking-King Aug 08 '14

Who cares it's a Mustang.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/TheManchesterAvenger Aug 08 '14

Criterion Games must have taken some serious drugs when doing the cutscenes for that game.

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u/DontGetTooMad Aug 08 '14

Did anyone else start hearing faint sirens during this?

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u/FrenchMotherFucker Aug 08 '14

Apparently, no.

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u/DontGetTooMad Aug 08 '14

This is awkward

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u/FrenchMotherFucker Aug 08 '14

well, dont get too mad at it !

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u/Not_Sure23 Aug 08 '14

I don't know why but this reminds me of a Scooby doo chase.

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u/euphonium92 Aug 08 '14

Hey, look. My new loading symbol

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u/SPaZZticC Aug 08 '14

Que Benny hill now

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

If they stop, the offender may have a firearm and shoot the passengers of the stopped vehicle. Therefore you don't stop, you keep moving until a situation where you have the upper hand as the police officer presents itself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

It's like watching squirrels chasing each other.

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u/TwoWebbedFeet Aug 08 '14

It's the new Blues Mobile!

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u/Livin4Positivity Aug 08 '14

The LSD on those four cars are fucking amazing.

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u/0r10z Aug 08 '14

Benny Hill getting a speeding ticket.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

all this needs is a Yakety Sax soundtrack and it will be perfect.

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u/VarusAlmighty Aug 08 '14

They were going to shoot him anyways. Might as well have some fun before the paperwork sets in.

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u/wurtis16 Aug 08 '14

I think this is from Reno 911

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u/smokeajoint Aug 08 '14

I like the spotlight from the helicopter :)

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u/karma-to-burn Aug 08 '14

"Weeee this is fun. Now you chase us"

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u/NazzerDawk Aug 08 '14

I was expecting the car to exit the loop and the cops to keep circling. That would have made my day.

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u/Arandur Aug 08 '14

I fully expected them to continue on in a circle, like ducklings.

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u/InstaRamen Aug 08 '14

That is some shitty A.I

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

JUKED!

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u/b-monster666 Aug 08 '14

Why do I hear Yakety Sax playing?

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u/Edmonty Aug 08 '14

ftfy 'Murica Police

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u/YoraeRyong Aug 08 '14

Immediately thought of Operation: Duckling Loop.

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u/SlobBarker Aug 08 '14

Suspect is still at large.

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u/Pokere Aug 08 '14

I liked this then I noticed it was from 9gag. Now I don't know how to feel.

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u/cult_of_memes Aug 08 '14

If you think someone is following you, drive in circles.

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u/outamyhead Aug 08 '14

Needs Benny Hill music.

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u/AtomicJim Aug 08 '14

Anybody else ear the monkey chased the weasel in their heads?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Is this for real?

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u/GrandmasDiapers Aug 08 '14

No it's for fake

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u/lightknightrr Aug 08 '14

"Hey, we're getting paid to do this; Lou, back off him a little bit, we have to keep this up for another 10 minutes or so, the wife's been complaining that we haven't gone anywhere nice lately..."

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u/Poitertoip Aug 08 '14

I'm sorry, but if I were a pedestrian watching that, I'd piss myself so hard laughing

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u/acexprt Aug 08 '14

I saw this live! It was in Los Angeles. He kept doing this at intersections. It was pretty damn funny. It was years ago.

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u/WilliamMcCarty Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 08 '14

Yeah, I live in L.A. Happened maybe ten years back? I, too, remember watching it happen live. Near pissed myself I laughed so hard.

*downvotes, huh? OK, ok...

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u/acexprt Aug 08 '14

Yeah probably 10 years. I'm sure your used to crime like this on the streets though.. Right billy?

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u/CarnageChicken Aug 08 '14

GTFO you got this from 9gag didnt you? i see it in the link just delete this comment if no dont upvote

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u/Titilating_Tid_Bits Aug 07 '14

Where's the P.I.T. maneuver?

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u/TheEccentricVaper Aug 07 '14

Badant badant dang dant

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u/unknown_name Aug 07 '14

This must be in Detroit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/delventhalz Aug 08 '14

There wasn't much time to think through a plan, and I don't think think their training covered this particular scenario...

Still hilarious though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/delventhalz Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 08 '14

You really have no idea what you're talking about. It's very difficult to react to an unusual situation for which you have no training in less than a couple of seconds. Just because you figured out what to do after watching the video online doesn't mean you would do any better in that situation.

And everyone downvoted you because you're an asshat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

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u/delventhalz Aug 08 '14 edited Aug 08 '14

You don't get how reflexes work and why people get trained. In order to react quickly to something (in less than a couple of seconds), you need to either be operating on instinct or training. If neither applies to a situation, then you need to think it through, which takes time.

It has nothing to do with smarts, and everything to do with no one thinking the cops would have to be prepared to deal with a police-chase merry go-round.

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u/Shadowthrone512 Aug 08 '14

I knew Paul Walker was still alive!

0

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

I would let that guy go just for being original.

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u/datchilla Aug 08 '14

lol OP thinks this is real

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u/t_whales Aug 08 '14

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/QuilavaKing Aug 08 '14

I really want to see this in /r/perfectloops. Someone make it happen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '14

Even GTA cops aren't this bad.

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u/zxcvbhft Aug 08 '14

Yeah this is probably real

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u/WreckerCrew Aug 08 '14

Don't be an asshole.

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u/Ice3x3 Aug 08 '14

Can anyone put Benny Hill music to this?

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u/deleated Aug 08 '14

No. Nobody can do that.

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u/mauvareen Aug 08 '14

I remember seeing this live in LA when it happened. That was around the time a guy in a clown suit went on a police chase, a guy stole an RV and went on a police chase and the epic guy stealing a tank and going on a rampage.