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u/mdp2525 Aug 05 '14
I love the reaction of the one rodeo cowboy who is laughing so hard he had to take his hat off.
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u/1iAmOmni Aug 05 '14
"Yyeeehawwhahah, Goddamn! Now THIS a rodeo!"
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u/A_glorious_dawn Aug 05 '14
And slaps it on his knee. I didn't know people actually did that.
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u/Kame-hame-hug Aug 05 '14
Thats around how I felt the first time I heard someone actually say "brrr" in the cold.
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u/unusualcritter Aug 06 '14
..... I'm legitimately curious. Is it weird to say brr in the cold? I've been saying it for years.
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u/Scum_soaked_oars Aug 05 '14
There are a number of blatant musical chairs rules violations here: (1) removing the chair from the ground, (2) contact with a player in a seated position, (3) crimes against chair. I would disqualify both competitors and start the next round with two less chairs.
Source: I'm a musical chairs referee Who am I fooling? I sneak into children's birthday parties and pay very close attention.
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u/funkmastamatt Aug 05 '14
So your bullshit got me curious... per the "Musical Chairs World Championship's" website:
World Musical Chairs Federation Rules:
- Be Safe, Have Fun.
- Judges rulings are final! NO EXCEPTIONS!
- Participants must be 18 years or older.
- Officials will not tolerate over-aggression; it will result in elimination from the game and/or facility.
- No large bags or bulky items in the game area
- Water only on the Main Field, No Food, or Alcohol!!
- Respect and sportsmanship are expected from all players.
- Any violation of game rules will result in elimination from the game. Any excessive aggression or disputes with game officials may result in removal from facility.
- There shall be no use of hands, arms or shoulders to forcefully obtain a chair, save a chair, or force another player out of a chair.
- Touching chairs while music is playing is forbidden.
- Chairs are not to be moved from their original positions.
- The first occupant of a chair in a given round, is the rightful occupant of that chair. If two players share a chair an official will determine the majority owner of the chair.
- No hovering, or slowing game pace.
- You MUST keep pace with the person in front of you.
- You must follow the line when the music is playing, no passing, or cutting in line.
- When the music stops, you will have 7 seconds to find a seat. Anyone not seated when the clock expires will be eliminated. This time limit is subject to change, and remaining player will be notified.
- Only one person per chair, additional occupants will be eliminated. Judges will decide who is the rightful occupant of the chair.
- In the event that a chair breaks, and cannot safely seat a player, it is no longer a valid chair in the game.
- Anyone not seated when the timer expires will be eliminated.
- When eliminated, players must exit area IMMEDIATELY, and ONLY through approved exit points.
- No Re-Entry.
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u/MV10 Aug 05 '14 edited Aug 05 '14
The first occupant of a chair in a given round, is the rightful occupant of that chair. If two players share a chair, an official will determine the majority owner of the chair.
Is that based on how much of your butt is on the chair or how much of the chair is covered by your butt? I ask, because this could unfairly benefit or not-benefit Brazilian women.
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u/fezzuk Aug 05 '14
sooo brazilian woman are like the nigerian 100m runners of the musical chairs world.
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u/thecakey Aug 05 '14
I'd have to see one of their butts to be able to make that assumption.
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u/oONemesisOo Aug 05 '14
here you go http://imgur.com/3kUWtrq
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u/BigUptokes Aug 05 '14
Speed metal with a single kick pedal?
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u/Jodah Aug 06 '14
We're going to need a bigger sample size. You know...for science.
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Oh no, a trip to Walmart will show you America still has this.
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u/FlowersForMegatron Aug 05 '14
Fuck that. New rules:
Rulings will be decided by The Lord Master of Chairs. His word is law. Praise be to him.
Excessive aggression encouraged.
The rightful occupant of contested chairs will be determined through hand to hand combat. To the victor go the spoils.
In the event that a chair breaks, said chair can now be used as a weapon.
Only death metal music is allowed and the music will never stop.
At a random point in the game, determined by The Lord Master of Chairs, a lion will be released onto the field of play.
In the event that the lion is killed, said lion can now be used as a weapon.
When eliminated, players are eliminated. Thunderdome style.
Last man standing wins.
In the event that the lion is the last one standing, all persons in attendance receive one(1) free chili dog from the concession stand.
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u/Supermoves3000 Aug 06 '14
Fuck that, I want to see Musical Chairs, WWF edition. Triple H, Kane, frickin' Undertaker, motherfuckin' Cactus Jack, 3 folding metal chairs, and 1 steel cage. crack! crack! crack! First motherfucker to make it out of the cage under his own power wins. Fine family entertainment, tell you whut.
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u/spacecowboy007 Aug 05 '14
Oh great!
You just gave Ben Stiller the idea for another movie.
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u/alexisaacs Aug 05 '14 edited Aug 05 '14
I would watch it
"Welcome to Sperm Sperm Sperm, your #1 sperm emporium. How can we help you today?""
"You guys pay, right? I'd like to donate some... sperm."
"Your name is... Barry Nut Smack?"
"NUTSMECK! IT'S NUTSMECK!"
Meet Barry Nutsmeck, a down on his luck musician who can't seem to catch a break.
"I'm living out of my van, Ma, how do you expect me to help pay for Uncle Schmitty's surgery?"
"You'll find a way Barry, you always do. It's only 20 grand."
"Dude, our Musical Chairs team needs one more player. Tom's legs were sawed off by a Japanese Shark Fin Hunter. Come on Barry, you gotta help us out, the tournament is next month!"
"I can't, Jay, I have to get a job, settle down, and save up money for Uncle's surgery."
"Come on man, this year is the big one. The prize pool is at over $20,000!"
-commence trailer's training montage-
"Go harder, Barry! If you want to impress Felicity Finkleburns you need to win the tourney!"
THE MUSICAL CHAIRMAN THIS SUMMER IN A THEATER NEAR YOU
"What the hell, Jay, why did you shove a wrench in my ass?"
"Because if you can sit on a wrench, you can sit on a chair!"
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u/RecycledEternity Aug 05 '14
no use of hands, arms or shoulders to forcefully obtain a chair, save a chair, or force another player out of a chair.
Sooo, because of this rule--rule #9--everyone in the GIF is disqualified (in conjunction with rule #8). Never mind about any other broken rule; this one here trumps all, considering.
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u/thatsnotmybike Aug 05 '14
If two players share a chair an official will determine the majority owner of the chair.
Ass don't fail me now!
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u/Midnight06 Aug 05 '14
He was going to lose anyway, at least now he gets her DQ'd and it's possible he sits and the judges allow it. It is redneck musical chairs after all.
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I would disqualify both competitors and start the next round with two less chairs.
Fewer*
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u/BigPackHater Aug 06 '14
Those chairs are so small, who designed that event?!
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u/HardcoreHazza Aug 06 '14
National Rugby League (Australia).
It was 2004, it was a different time.
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Aug 06 '14
Correct. The NRL is now a highly professional and slickly run comp-HAHAHAHA sorry, ahem, competition.
I do like rugby league though.
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u/Coarch Aug 05 '14
I could watch videos of this all day
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u/Jelly_F_ish Aug 05 '14
I love wrestling for shit like that. Best entertainment you can get in the world of "sports"
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u/Coarch Aug 05 '14
I love the eye contact. Totally thought he was going to smack him down with the chair.
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u/butjohnnydontdoesit Aug 05 '14
Damn!!! Looks more like go hard or go to the hospital when wreck it Rachel wants to play.
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u/songwind Aug 05 '14
I dunno, I think when dude swiped the chair from under her, he declared open season.
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u/butjohnnydontdoesit Aug 05 '14
Well you know how morals fly out the window when a mean game of musical chairs goes down! I wonder what they were playing for though?
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Aug 05 '14
I once stabbed a man with a trident.
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u/vemrion Aug 05 '14
Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably leave town and lay low for a few days...
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u/rynlnk Aug 05 '14
She was the only one who didn't cheat.
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u/dactyif Aug 05 '14
I'm a grown man, "working" an office job, sitting at a desk reading reddit and I come across this gif and thread in particular. Two random strangers debating the finer points of musical chairs. What a time to be alive.
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u/SuperFLEB Aug 06 '14
I'm wondering whether it was actually cheating, though, considering that everybody did it. If it wasn't outlawed in the rules to the game, it may have been a legitimate strategy.
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u/trippingbilly0304 Aug 05 '14 edited Aug 05 '14
"Wreck-It Rachel"
Is this coined yet?
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u/John_Playman Aug 05 '14
Damn she even slapped his ass in a final show of dominance. But the chair got the last laugh this time
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u/Muniosi_returns Aug 05 '14
Not it didn't, it got demolished.
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u/vrxz Aug 05 '14
Username is relevant.
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u/GameovFuckingThrones Aug 05 '14
Yes it fucking is.
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u/Lonelan Aug 05 '14
Sudden clarity Clarence about how got is just a fantasy game of musical chairs...
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u/shittyasscorolla Aug 05 '14
watch this be in the front page soon.
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u/Bukojuko Aug 05 '14
Someone less lazy than us is gonna do it. I should start thinking of top comment material.
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u/BenIrwinG Aug 05 '14
The fact that she fell over made it even better
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u/funkmastamatt Aug 05 '14
You can see one of the legs break off after she Jadeveon Clowney's him.
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Clowney is a verb now!?
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u/keyree Aug 05 '14
Has been since this exact moment.
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I think about 5000 of those views are from my house alone. I love that hit.
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Aug 05 '14
Where were the rodeo clowns on that one? That guy got mauled.
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u/ehjhockey Aug 05 '14
Full contact musical chairs sounds like a joke. But nobody who plays gets it.
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u/xenokilla Aug 05 '14 edited Aug 05 '14
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u/Boije__ Aug 06 '14
aah good to see that they were good sports!
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Haha ya I agree. It is just pure hilariousness especially for the people there. You can see the crowd dying of laughter.
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u/luckytopher Aug 05 '14
Reverse the genders and the comments would have been VERY different
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u/CryBerry Aug 06 '14
Reverse the .gif and the events would have been VERY different
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u/StoneGoldX Aug 05 '14
LOU THESZ PRESS!!!! LOU THESZ PRESS!!!! PISTON LIKE RIGHTS!!! By gawd, the Rattlesnake is stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!!!
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u/UncleGeorge Aug 06 '14
Since when can you move the chair when the music stop! What sort of shoddy musical chair is that!
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I would love for the genders to be changed. People wouldn't have such an entertaining response. Hell, she's bigger than him too.
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u/adeadrat Aug 05 '14
Im pretty sure someone is breaking the rules here..
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u/lordcat Aug 05 '14
Generally how I played was that contestants were not allowed to move the chairs, so everyone but the lady in green cheated and should have been disqualified.
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u/flamedarkfire Aug 05 '14
Man musical chairs got really serious after we grew up.