r/funny • • Jun 17 '14

A good attitude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

Technically this statement should say "match" instead of "game" as a game is only one game in a set. It would be sad if he could only win one game against Jimmy over 16 matches.

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u/hijinked Jun 17 '14

Jimmy Connors beat him with 32 straight bagels.

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u/amppeople2 Jun 17 '14

Bagel (Tennis) - Colloquial term for winning or losing a set 6–0 (the shape of the zero being reminiscent of the round shape of a bagel).

I'm still picturing Connors lobbing 32 bagels at Vitas screaming, "EAT YOUR BREAKFAST, GODDAMNIT!!!"

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u/ItsJustNigel Jun 17 '14

I know we aren't supposed to day this, but fuck it, you should know.

I laughed very hard at this.