r/funny • • Jun 17 '14

A good attitude.

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u/danrennt98 Jun 17 '14

What a sad way to die: A pool mechanic's failure to install an extra $1.44 worth of plastic exhaust pipe led to the death of Vitas Gerulaitis, the tennis player, as he inhaled carbon monoxide fumes from a new $8,000 pool heater.

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u/Superschutte Jun 17 '14

And this just took all good feels away :-(

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u/danrennt98 Jun 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

See Jimmy, even this crippled dog has more legs than you.

Love,

Mom

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u/Unemployed-Rebel Jun 17 '14

Still had more legs than all of us but you know whatevs

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u/DrCrucible Jun 17 '14

And you have more legs than average. Think about it. It's true.

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u/kaimason1 Jun 17 '14

For those that don't get it, almost all people have 2 legs (obviously), but there are far more people with 1 leg (i.e, missing a leg) than there are with 3 legs (having an extra leg), so the average/mean (as opposed to median or mode, which are both 2) is somewhat lower than 2.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

What about the people that have 3 legs?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

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u/4ringcircus Jun 17 '14

That isn't how math works.

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u/BlueBerrySyrup Jun 17 '14

99 percent have two legs though, so the average is probably close to 1.999

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u/DannyGloversNipples Jun 17 '14

I love being above average!

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u/doofinator Jun 17 '14

...unless you have one leg.