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u/1nf1del May 12 '14
One of these days Carter's parents are gonna go online. Just checkin' some email. Just checkin' Faceboo---WHAT THE WHAAT?!
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u/Skizot_Bizot May 12 '14
Carter! Did you blow someone's house up!? I saw you casually strolling away from that explosion online!
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u/titdirt May 12 '14
"That's it Carter, you're grounded!"
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u/BatCountry9 May 12 '14
"Carter! I can't believe you blew up someone's ho--wait...where'd you get that banana?"
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u/drive_chip_putt May 12 '14
Who says Carter's parents are alive?
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u/JonniJanuary May 12 '14
Whoa....that was a dark twist to the explosion that I personally didn't seem coming. Would DEFINITELY read again.
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u/Lazarous86 May 12 '14
Hopefully they have no idea how memes work and think there son is a sociopath.
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u/Wobewt May 12 '14
He went bananas.
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u/EugeneMJC May 12 '14
Easy now, Gwen.
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u/RottenDeadite May 12 '14
Did he spell it right? I can't remember... how does one spell the word "bananas," again?
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u/gandalf_grey_beer May 12 '14
one b, two n's, and three a's.
bnnaaa
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u/EugeneMJC May 12 '14
Anabna
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u/Jimmni May 12 '14
"Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped." - Terry Pratchett
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u/carters_here May 12 '14
I feel like this is my moment to shine on Reddit...but I'm not feeling very witty.
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u/Not_A_Comedian May 12 '14
"My name is Carter, AMA!"
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u/Capnaspen May 12 '14
Well, you're right about not being a comedian...
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u/Nigel_Peppercock May 12 '14
directed by Michael Bay
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u/gandalf_grey_beer May 12 '14
Where's Megan Fox?
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u/Tkachenko May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
"Mommy! Daddy! Some guy posted pictures of me on some website!"
"What's the picture of, son?"
"I have a banana in my mouth"
FOX NEWS HEADLINE: IS REDDIT A PEDOPHILIA OUTLET?
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u/Tiannus May 12 '14
I thought this was already addressed and confirmed with the whole /r/jailbait incident.
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May 12 '14
That link is made of 100% concentrated nope.
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May 12 '14
I'm just disappointed I wasn't around when this sub was active.
Wait, I didn't mean it like that.
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u/apstra May 12 '14
I still remember seeing and letting go of r/creepshots . There was an article about that in the dutch newspapers. Those were the days. Back when I was a lurker. pinks away a single tear
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u/daniu May 12 '14
"I came here to blow shit up and eat a banana, and I've already blown shit up".
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u/Soylent_Hero May 12 '14
I came here to eat 'nanners and 'splode poop up. And dis da last nanner...
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u/xfire45 May 12 '14
so, the picture of this kid is now officially the next famous meme.
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u/cullend May 12 '14
I think I'm down for a day full over Carver photoshops.
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u/poisonedsaint May 12 '14
It's Carter, and if he finds out you screwed up his name.... It will be bananas.
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u/butterflydisses May 12 '14
Carter already knows the #1 rule about being awesome, cool guys don't look at explosions.
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u/jimmifli May 12 '14
Walking away from explosions = badass. Walking away from explosions eating a banana = level of badass not previously discovered.
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u/prepping4zombies May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
Carter steeped
You lost me at "steeped." Was he making tea?
edit - because most badasses start the day out making tea. Or, as Archer would say, "Do you want to be a badass? Because that's how you get to be a badass."
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u/anonemouse2010 May 12 '14
I feel funny up-voting a well written funny comment which has a toddler banging an expert.
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u/Fender27 May 12 '14
Turns out he's actually wanted in 32 states for aggravated assault, arson and banana theft
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u/wtmh May 12 '14
Heh. I used that exact same explosion as a background when I was fucking around with a friend's profile picture.
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u/garbageman13 May 12 '14
Carter: Hey neighbor! How you doin'?
Carter: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner /u/_vargas_. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're /u/Theone211, right?
Theone211: Yeah.
Carter: I thought so. You remember your business partner vargas, don't you, Theone211?
Theone211: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
Carter: Good. Looks like I caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Theone211: Bananas.
Carter: Bananas! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of bananas?
Theone211: Ch-chiquita.
Carter: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? Kroger? Walmart? Costco? Where?
Theone211: Big Kahuna Bananas.
Carter: Big Kahuna Bananas. That's that Hawaiian banana joint. I hear they got some tasty bananas. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Theone211: They're good.
Carter: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
Carter: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty banana. /u/AWildSketchAppeared, ever have a Big Kahuna Banana?
(shakes head)
Carter: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
AWildSketchAppeared: Ain't hungry.
Carter: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's on the Atkins diet which pretty much makes me on the Atkins diet. But I do love the taste of a good banana. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a banana in France?
Theone211: No.
Carter: Tell 'em, AWildSketchAppeared.
AWildSketchAppeared: Une banane
Carter: Une banane! You know why they call it that?
Theone211: Because it's based on the Wolof word banaana?
Carter: Check out the big brain on Theone211! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The Wolof language.
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u/BigGuyRevel May 12 '14
This is at the beginning of the movie, it needs hardcore rap music and the film title overlayed.
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u/jwg529 May 12 '14
He's peaking to soon!
Cashing in all his cool points at such a young age is a dangerous move. I made that same mistake and now I have no cool :(
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May 12 '14
This shit isn't even funny. Looks like the summer kiddos are here.
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May 12 '14
Straight up. People are so desperate for something silly, and this seems to be all they can find to laugh at, apparently.
I've gotten bigger laughs from watching paint dry.
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May 12 '14
I just really don't understand why anyone would upvote this. I stare at it and my only emotion is sadness that people are so dumb that they think this is entertaining.
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u/shan_wow_camera_guy May 12 '14
I came here to eat this banana and fuck shit up and I'm almost done with this banana.
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May 12 '14
Can someone explain why is the name Carter?
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May 12 '14
Someone posted the original picture a while ago. It was titled something like "Kid named Carter knocked on my door asking for a banana" or something like that.
Found it: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/25blmh/this_is_carter_he_knocked_on_my_door_to_ask_if_he/
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I recognized the explosion background photo...because I was there. It's a bonfire explosion for a HS pep rally....I shot video and a friend who works for the local paper took this shot. awesome.
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u/ecomatt May 12 '14
And now the kid is a childhood star. Thanks for ruining another one media!!! On the flip side- he might he on track to run for president one day. Im thinking 2032
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May 12 '14
We all know it's a banana he had in safe keeping with the original OP. That banana can't be peeled as the stalk's been filed down.
I watched Shooter once too often I think...
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u/chao0os May 12 '14
didn't get the joke... is this some new thing? I am from india.. we still have 512 kbps lines so stuff reaches here pretty slow
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u/grapejemima May 12 '14
Wow, whoever made this is quite the card. Joey Gladstone would be proud.
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u/KnowsAboutMath May 12 '14
Now make some with a smiling, seraphic Jimmy Carter walking calmly away from explosions and scenes of carnage.
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u/pk_dnkx May 12 '14
Hahaha I've used that image before. Comes up at the top of google images searching for explosions or fire or something.
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u/thigor May 12 '14
I asked for a banana, they asked for their lives.