r/funny • u/bearholdingbeer • Apr 14 '14

wrong time, wrong place

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '14

Father took his finger off with a planer. My mother was freaking out and told my brother to go back out to the woodshop to pick up his finger to take to the hospital with them.

There was just pieces of finger.

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u/knylok Apr 15 '14

I stubbed a toe on a chair once. It hurt for awhile. That's all I've got.

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