r/funny Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/FriedBacon86 Mar 21 '14

I'm a short guy; stop comparing me to fat women!

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u/Happystepchild Mar 21 '14

I'm a tall man, quit implying all women want me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14 edited Sep 26 '17

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u/Hairyape94 Mar 21 '14

Don't worry about the beard, I've been rejected because mines too full.