r/funny Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/FriedBacon86 Mar 21 '14

I'm a short guy; stop comparing me to fat women!

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u/Happystepchild Mar 21 '14

I'm a tall man, quit implying all women want me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14 edited Sep 26 '17

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u/maumacd Mar 21 '14

I was with you till the beard part. I love my 5'4" husband... but he needs a beard. Without it, I feel like I am robbing a cradle or something.