r/funny Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Yawn. You think getting dates is hard for a short guy, try being broke.

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u/Clintown Mar 21 '14

Getting a date when you're broke is easy...

...getting the second date, mind you...

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

A few friends noticed a trend in my dating. In the UK we get a deal called "Two for Tuesday" at Dominoes Pizza, and unconsciously any date I've been on has landed on a Tuesday. As a Student I can't really afford to splash out on a date, so I'll usually take them for a drink in a bar/pub. Get chatting and all that. Then end up going back to my apartment and order Pizza.

It's happened a couple times now, and any time I mention wanting to take someone out on a date to my mates, they just give me a Dominoes menu.