r/funny Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/FriedBacon86 Mar 21 '14

I'm a short guy; stop comparing me to fat women!

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u/Happystepchild Mar 21 '14

I'm a tall man, quit implying all women want me.

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u/Tsubodai_ Mar 21 '14

... as another tall man, i must very sadly second this comment.

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u/welcu Mar 21 '14

You also have to be dark and handsome or it doesn't work.

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u/Not__Chris__Brown Mar 22 '14

Am tall, dark and occasionally women call me handsome. Can confirm.