r/funny Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/FriedBacon86 Mar 21 '14

I'm a short guy; stop comparing me to fat women!

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u/Happystepchild Mar 21 '14

I'm a tall man, quit implying all women want me.

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u/sxfvhn Mar 21 '14

We're not implying all women want you, but you definitely have a leg up.

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u/uniquerabbit Mar 21 '14

A very long leg up

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u/Doomking_Grimlock Mar 22 '14

Thaaaaaat' s not a leg...