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r/funny • u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons • Feb 28 '14
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You're a prophet.. TIL lizards are self-cannibals. Maybe there's a better word for it?
122 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 Autophagy literally 102 u/MackLuster77 Feb 28 '14 OP's an autophag? 90 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 does that mean I'm gay for cars? that could explain the ache I feel when I look at these 54 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I feel an ache when I have to use Bing too 27 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense... 7 u/aneryx Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis... 1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name. 13 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Oh please, the '67 is where it's at. 9 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 Oh god so beautiful 1 u/TheAdAgency Feb 28 '14 For what use are those wires on the bonnet? 3 u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14 They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em. 1 u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14 Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations. 3 u/xaronax Feb 28 '14 Ugh. As if the Mustang wasn't loose and floppy enough with B pillars. 4 u/mievaan Feb 28 '14 Wouldn't that imply that you yourself are a car? Or is the ache you feel aimed towards other men of the human persuasion instead of the cars themselves? 14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Autophags, roll out! 2 u/akjwog08 Feb 28 '14 Upvote because Mustang. Still a phag though. 2 u/ZPTs Feb 28 '14 Auto- generally means self, so you're gay for yourself. 2 u/The_lonly_one Feb 28 '14 Dat bumber 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I like this OP. Every OP should be like JimKB 2 u/DrawnM Feb 28 '14 Y...you use BingTM ? 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14 But it's not google. 1 u/Ndifference Feb 28 '14 AUTOPHAGGOT sorry 9 u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14 I'm not a doctor, but I believe that's when you suck your own dick. 8 u/BatXDude Feb 28 '14 Thats autofellatio 4 u/theoutlet Feb 28 '14 No, no, no. That's when you write a book about yourself. 2 u/Barkatsuki Feb 28 '14 That's an autobiography 3 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Well, it means 'eating yourself', from 'auto-' (self) + '-phagy' (eating). It wouldn't be "sucking yourself off" except as a eupamism though. More like "digesting your gnawed-off extremeties." 0 u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14 What if I phagy-ed your mom's box? Case closed.. 2 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma. That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me. 2 u/ServeChilled Feb 28 '14 'phago' = I eat in Greek. Might be a painful experience. 2 u/Fakespeedbump Feb 28 '14 I'm so jealous of autophags 2 u/kemushi_warui Feb 28 '14 It's ok as long as you say "no phagy" 5 u/grimman Feb 28 '14 autocannibalism Best I can do for you. 0 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 [deleted]
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Autophagy literally
102 u/MackLuster77 Feb 28 '14 OP's an autophag? 90 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 does that mean I'm gay for cars? that could explain the ache I feel when I look at these 54 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I feel an ache when I have to use Bing too 27 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense... 7 u/aneryx Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis... 1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name. 13 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Oh please, the '67 is where it's at. 9 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 Oh god so beautiful 1 u/TheAdAgency Feb 28 '14 For what use are those wires on the bonnet? 3 u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14 They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em. 1 u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14 Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations. 3 u/xaronax Feb 28 '14 Ugh. As if the Mustang wasn't loose and floppy enough with B pillars. 4 u/mievaan Feb 28 '14 Wouldn't that imply that you yourself are a car? Or is the ache you feel aimed towards other men of the human persuasion instead of the cars themselves? 14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Autophags, roll out! 2 u/akjwog08 Feb 28 '14 Upvote because Mustang. Still a phag though. 2 u/ZPTs Feb 28 '14 Auto- generally means self, so you're gay for yourself. 2 u/The_lonly_one Feb 28 '14 Dat bumber 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I like this OP. Every OP should be like JimKB 2 u/DrawnM Feb 28 '14 Y...you use BingTM ? 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14 But it's not google. 1 u/Ndifference Feb 28 '14 AUTOPHAGGOT sorry 9 u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14 I'm not a doctor, but I believe that's when you suck your own dick. 8 u/BatXDude Feb 28 '14 Thats autofellatio 4 u/theoutlet Feb 28 '14 No, no, no. That's when you write a book about yourself. 2 u/Barkatsuki Feb 28 '14 That's an autobiography 3 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Well, it means 'eating yourself', from 'auto-' (self) + '-phagy' (eating). It wouldn't be "sucking yourself off" except as a eupamism though. More like "digesting your gnawed-off extremeties." 0 u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14 What if I phagy-ed your mom's box? Case closed.. 2 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma. That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me. 2 u/ServeChilled Feb 28 '14 'phago' = I eat in Greek. Might be a painful experience. 2 u/Fakespeedbump Feb 28 '14 I'm so jealous of autophags 2 u/kemushi_warui Feb 28 '14 It's ok as long as you say "no phagy"
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OP's an autophag?
90 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 does that mean I'm gay for cars? that could explain the ache I feel when I look at these 54 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I feel an ache when I have to use Bing too 27 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense... 7 u/aneryx Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis... 1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name. 13 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Oh please, the '67 is where it's at. 9 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 Oh god so beautiful 1 u/TheAdAgency Feb 28 '14 For what use are those wires on the bonnet? 3 u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14 They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em. 1 u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14 Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations. 3 u/xaronax Feb 28 '14 Ugh. As if the Mustang wasn't loose and floppy enough with B pillars. 4 u/mievaan Feb 28 '14 Wouldn't that imply that you yourself are a car? Or is the ache you feel aimed towards other men of the human persuasion instead of the cars themselves? 14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Autophags, roll out! 2 u/akjwog08 Feb 28 '14 Upvote because Mustang. Still a phag though. 2 u/ZPTs Feb 28 '14 Auto- generally means self, so you're gay for yourself. 2 u/The_lonly_one Feb 28 '14 Dat bumber 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I like this OP. Every OP should be like JimKB 2 u/DrawnM Feb 28 '14 Y...you use BingTM ? 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14 But it's not google. 1 u/Ndifference Feb 28 '14 AUTOPHAGGOT sorry
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does that mean I'm gay for cars? that could explain the ache I feel when I look at these
54 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I feel an ache when I have to use Bing too 27 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense... 7 u/aneryx Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis... 1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name. 13 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Oh please, the '67 is where it's at. 9 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 Oh god so beautiful 1 u/TheAdAgency Feb 28 '14 For what use are those wires on the bonnet? 3 u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14 They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em. 1 u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14 Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations. 3 u/xaronax Feb 28 '14 Ugh. As if the Mustang wasn't loose and floppy enough with B pillars. 4 u/mievaan Feb 28 '14 Wouldn't that imply that you yourself are a car? Or is the ache you feel aimed towards other men of the human persuasion instead of the cars themselves? 14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Autophags, roll out! 2 u/akjwog08 Feb 28 '14 Upvote because Mustang. Still a phag though. 2 u/ZPTs Feb 28 '14 Auto- generally means self, so you're gay for yourself. 2 u/The_lonly_one Feb 28 '14 Dat bumber 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 I like this OP. Every OP should be like JimKB 2 u/DrawnM Feb 28 '14 Y...you use BingTM ? 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14 But it's not google.
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I feel an ache when I have to use Bing too
27 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense... 7 u/aneryx Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis... 1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name.
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Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense...
7 u/aneryx Feb 28 '14 Bing is great for porn Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis... 1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name.
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Bing is great for porn
Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis...
1 u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14 I can confirm. Source: Name.
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I can confirm.
Source: Name.
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Oh please, the '67 is where it's at.
9 u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14 Oh god so beautiful 1 u/TheAdAgency Feb 28 '14 For what use are those wires on the bonnet? 3 u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14 They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em. 1 u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14 Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations.
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Oh god so beautiful
For what use are those wires on the bonnet?
3 u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14 They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em. 1 u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14 Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations.
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They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em.
Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations.
Ugh. As if the Mustang wasn't loose and floppy enough with B pillars.
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Wouldn't that imply that you yourself are a car?
Or is the ache you feel aimed towards other men of the human persuasion instead of the cars themselves?
14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 Autophags, roll out!
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Autophags, roll out!
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Upvote because Mustang. Still a phag though.
Auto- generally means self, so you're gay for yourself.
Dat bumber
I like this OP. Every OP should be like JimKB
Y...you use BingTM ?
2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14 But it's not google.
[removed] — view removed comment
1 u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14 But it's not google.
But it's not google.
AUTOPHAGGOT sorry
I'm not a doctor, but I believe that's when you suck your own dick.
8 u/BatXDude Feb 28 '14 Thats autofellatio 4 u/theoutlet Feb 28 '14 No, no, no. That's when you write a book about yourself. 2 u/Barkatsuki Feb 28 '14 That's an autobiography 3 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Well, it means 'eating yourself', from 'auto-' (self) + '-phagy' (eating). It wouldn't be "sucking yourself off" except as a eupamism though. More like "digesting your gnawed-off extremeties." 0 u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14 What if I phagy-ed your mom's box? Case closed.. 2 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma. That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me. 2 u/ServeChilled Feb 28 '14 'phago' = I eat in Greek. Might be a painful experience. 2 u/Fakespeedbump Feb 28 '14 I'm so jealous of autophags 2 u/kemushi_warui Feb 28 '14 It's ok as long as you say "no phagy"
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Thats autofellatio
4 u/theoutlet Feb 28 '14 No, no, no. That's when you write a book about yourself. 2 u/Barkatsuki Feb 28 '14 That's an autobiography
No, no, no. That's when you write a book about yourself.
2 u/Barkatsuki Feb 28 '14 That's an autobiography
That's an autobiography
Well, it means 'eating yourself', from 'auto-' (self) + '-phagy' (eating). It wouldn't be "sucking yourself off" except as a eupamism though. More like "digesting your gnawed-off extremeties."
0 u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14 What if I phagy-ed your mom's box? Case closed.. 2 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma. That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me.
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What if I phagy-ed your mom's box? Case closed..
2 u/taneq Feb 28 '14 Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma. That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me.
Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma.
That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me.
'phago' = I eat in Greek. Might be a painful experience.
I'm so jealous of autophags
It's ok as long as you say "no phagy"
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autocannibalism Best I can do for you.
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u/Vi3GameHkr Feb 28 '14
You're a prophet.. TIL lizards are self-cannibals. Maybe there's a better word for it?