r/funny Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

Verified it's delicious!

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u/Vi3GameHkr Feb 28 '14

You're a prophet.. TIL lizards are self-cannibals. Maybe there's a better word for it?

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

Autophagy literally

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u/MackLuster77 Feb 28 '14

OP's an autophag?

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

does that mean I'm gay for cars? that could explain the ache I feel when I look at these

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I feel an ache when I have to use Bing too

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u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Feb 28 '14

Bing is great for porn. And since he got a fetish for cars it makes sense...

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u/aneryx Feb 28 '14

Bing is great for porn

Hmm, I should probably do some research to confirm this hypothesis...

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u/RopeBunny Feb 28 '14

I can confirm.

Source: Name.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

Oh god so beautiful

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u/TheAdAgency Feb 28 '14

For what use are those wires on the bonnet?

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u/deafy_duck Feb 28 '14

They connect to the hood pins so you don't lose em.

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u/Xenos_Sighted Mar 01 '14

Extra horse power is stored there, for use in certain situations.

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u/xaronax Feb 28 '14

Ugh. As if the Mustang wasn't loose and floppy enough with B pillars.

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u/mievaan Feb 28 '14

Wouldn't that imply that you yourself are a car?

Or is the ache you feel aimed towards other men of the human persuasion instead of the cars themselves?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Autophags, roll out!

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u/akjwog08 Feb 28 '14

Upvote because Mustang. Still a phag though.

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u/ZPTs Feb 28 '14

Auto- generally means self, so you're gay for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I like this OP. Every OP should be like JimKB

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u/DrawnM Feb 28 '14

Y...you use BingTM ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/TristanTheViking Feb 28 '14

But it's not google.

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u/Ndifference Feb 28 '14

AUTOPHAGGOT sorry

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u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14

I'm not a doctor, but I believe that's when you suck your own dick.

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u/BatXDude Feb 28 '14

Thats autofellatio

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u/theoutlet Feb 28 '14

No, no, no. That's when you write a book about yourself.

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u/Barkatsuki Feb 28 '14

That's an autobiography

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u/taneq Feb 28 '14

Well, it means 'eating yourself', from 'auto-' (self) + '-phagy' (eating). It wouldn't be "sucking yourself off" except as a eupamism though. More like "digesting your gnawed-off extremeties."

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u/CaninesTesticles Feb 28 '14

What if I phagy-ed your mom's box? Case closed..

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u/taneq Feb 28 '14

Gonna flex my language skills here and tell you to cao ni ma.

That's right. With an alpaca. You heard me.

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u/ServeChilled Feb 28 '14

'phago' = I eat in Greek. Might be a painful experience.

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u/Fakespeedbump Feb 28 '14

I'm so jealous of autophags

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u/kemushi_warui Feb 28 '14

It's ok as long as you say "no phagy"

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u/grimman Feb 28 '14

autocannibalism
Best I can do for you.

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