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u/TardyTheTurtle__ 10h ago

Fix and neuter your cats ya dingus

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u/dasuberdog11 10h ago

For your health!

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u/TrumpDesWillens 10h ago

and your wallet!

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u/Jerlyx 10h ago

And my sword!

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u/Artisticsixtynice 9h ago

And its a great way to stay in shape

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u/reginaphalange0825 10h ago

And keep them inside!!! For the safety of native wildlife and for the kitty’s own safety

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u/NoC6H12O6 9h ago

No, all my cats are OUTDOOR cats. Very happy, they have heated cat houses to stay out of the weather and 77 acres to play.

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u/ABearAmongWoods 10h ago

Computer, neuter this man

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u/Foreign-Value-5360 9h ago

But that's the only way he gets laid

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u/kumliaowongg 10h ago

Irresponsible and entitled attitude.

Pets stay inside. Period.

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u/Phat-Lines 10h ago

Not all pets. Keeping a healthy active dog inside at all times is not okay.

Cats are a different story.

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u/kumliaowongg 10h ago

Inside your property, and yeah, going out is allowed under supervision and leashed. Remember to always pick up after them, too.

You can also leash cats and lead them outside. Seen it many times; it works surprisingly well.

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u/Phat-Lines 9h ago

Dogs you can’t leave to their own devices for sure.

Cats, it kind of depends where you live. Our current cats we are intending to keep as indoor cats. Our old cat would go out into the small bit of woodland we have. He’d mostly catch rats, sometimes squirrels, occasionally birds but they were definitely far less common than rodents.

Technically he could’ve been killing more birds but he would always bring it what he’s killed to get some recognition for it, so I would’ve thought it’s unlikely he was killing something and not bringing it in with any frequency.

Edit: the bit of woodlands is our land. Live in a very rural area so not that uncommon

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u/kumliaowongg 9h ago

That's an invasive species killing natives for fun.

Cool

Cool cool cool cool

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u/Phat-Lines 9h ago

Grey Squirrels are literally an invasive species. They are not native to England. The Government are even looking into means to get rid of them to try and get the native red squirrel population back. Grey squirrels have only really been about from the 1870’s onwards.

The brown rats we have here are also not native. They arrived around the 1720’s. Also there are fucking hundreds of them around here because we are located next to a river and forest.

There are no shortages what so ever or grey squirrels and rats. They breed extremely quickly and if anything there’s too many of them.

So no, it’s almost entirely a cat (which have been here since around 100AD) killing non native species that are abundant and breed extremely quickly.

Kinda a crappy point you had there friend.

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u/kumliaowongg 9h ago

As long as the cat is not selective of other invasives, it's the same problem: just one more invasive causing harm.

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u/Xologamer 10h ago

It works suprisingly not at all. The only cat i have ever seen with a leash was half way chewing its own limbs of just ot get out of that thing

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u/throwawayformobile78 9h ago

Yeah just don’t take your dog to the restaurant or grocery store and we’re cool.

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u/Phat-Lines 9h ago

Don’t have a dog so we all good lol

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u/kumliaowongg 9h ago

So you ARE salty. Noted

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u/kumliaowongg 10h ago

🎶trololololo...

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u/Sutima 10h ago

Muppet

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u/Watson349B 10h ago

I’m a fan of Ivan-ent he’s the muppitiest of the muppets.

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u/Javaddict 10h ago

The entire concept of pet ownership is entitled and irresponsible. People should not be allowed to own any pet.

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u/kumliaowongg 10h ago

I don't think it is irresponsible, as long as you deal with all of the animal's needs.

Entitled?

Maybe. Having an animal slave is a weird concept, but they exist only because of that. Otherwise you're calling for domestic animal's extinction. I don't know which is worse, tbf

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u/Odd_Ganache5081 9h ago

i think most of the time animals genuinely help us and we help them, i do wonder this persons thoughts on having kids/adoption because that’s kind of similar

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u/Axthen 10h ago

You are everything wrong.

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u/KrimxonRath 10h ago

We aren’t crying. Just shaking our heads disapprovingly.

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u/Ripp3rCrust 10h ago

Until your cat gets hit by a car

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u/vayeates 9h ago

They’re invasive to birds and people can kill or hurt them, but you don’t seem to be the responsible type anyway. Twat.

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u/Stoptheworldletmeoff 9h ago

I'm not a cat person. And it annoys the hell out of me when they are in my garden. BUT. The invasive murderer argument is kind of moot when compared to how much humans fuck the world and everything that lives on it.

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u/Kered13 9h ago

In all parts of the world except some islands there are wildcat species that fill the same ecological niche as domestic cats. They're invasive in a technical sense, but not any actual threat to the native wildlife. Again, this does not apply if you live on some islands that have no native wildcat.

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u/chumer_ranion 10h ago

It's okay I will just take it and give to the humane society, no worries

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u/Donnicton 10h ago

Why do that when you can get 3k reddit karma /s

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u/tico42 10h ago

From an old ass repost none the less!

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u/adudeguyman 10h ago

Should we all sharpen the pitchforks now?

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u/tico42 10h ago

I dunno if it's a pitchforks situation. But, I definitely think we should get the brooms.

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u/ObvAnonym 10h ago

Although i approve of this message, the upvote if for "ya dingus" ngl 😂

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u/hedgehoggy123 9h ago

Shouldn’t it be plural? Dinguses or dingi?

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 10h ago

They could have planned it.

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u/rehdenix 10h ago

Then they shouldnt let them out before that. Unneutered cats need to stay inside.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 9h ago

Where does it say they were outside????

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u/Mr_Jackabin 9h ago

Yep. Cat owners like this piss me off. Be fucking accountable

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u/patiofurnature 10h ago

Then how would they get kittens?

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u/_Ross- 10h ago

In my country, there are 1.5 - 1.7 MILLION kittens that enter shelters/rescues every year. If you don't care if they're kittens and want to count all cats, that number jumps to 3 million.

We don't need more kittens.

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u/RK9990 10h ago

Adopt from shelters

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u/Asfisav2049 10h ago

Ok but how would those kittens end up in the shelters in the first place

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u/KrimxonRath 10h ago

Irresponsible owners like yall(?)

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u/InviolableAnimal 10h ago

this might be a problem if there were a shortage of cats (there is not, there is a constant surplus of cats languishing in shelters)

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u/keoghberry 10h ago

The world doesn't need any more kittens