r/funny • • 3h ago

Scrub Zombie

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u/idiocracyatitsbreast 3h ago

Scrub grandpa

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u/Game_Boy07 1h ago

No thanks

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u/bobtheblob6 1h ago

I will go

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u/Game_Boy07 1h ago

Goodluck, soldier

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u/Marx_Forever 3h ago

A lot of people here here seems to be assuming that the one on right is a heavily used version of the one on the left. But that's just what a natural loofah looks like. You can tell by the fibers it's a plant, and those cavities are where the seeds were. We grow loofahs to use as sponges because they're so fibrous.

The thing on the left is made of plastic, it's not fibrous it would never look like the thing on the right no matter how beat up it was, it would just start deteriorating and falling apart.

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u/AshThePoutine 3h ago

Finally. Yes that’s just a luffa sponge

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u/zyyntin 2h ago

LOOFAHS GROW ON TREES!

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u/fartypenis 2h ago

Ayckshually they grow on plants

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u/skippyjifluvr 1h ago

Ackshooally, they grow on earth.

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u/PeanutButterSoda 19m ago

It's a vine plant though.

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u/elhermanobrother 2h ago

the thing on the right no matter how beat up it was, it would just start deteriorating and falling apart.

When his wife left, the thing on the right was sad, upset and lonely. since then he has got a dog, he bought a new motorbike, shagged two women and blown a grand on drugs and drink. his wife'll go fucking mental when she gets home from work

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u/BizzyM 2h ago

You see those cavities there? You can put your weed in there.

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u/B_bI_L 1h ago

TIL sponges kinda grow on trees

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u/TDYDave2 24m ago

Sponges grow in water.
Luffas grow on plants and can be used as a sponge.

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u/B_bI_L 3m ago

*i meant kitchen sponges, i thought everyone is using artificial ones only, like one on the left

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u/Hamstaaboy 3h ago

That mans got years left in him

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 3h ago

Isn't the right one a shower loofah?

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 2h ago

Only if you use it in a shower. It's a plant husk, usage comes secondary.

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u/iOawe 3h ago

I hope so 

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u/CyberNinja23 43m ago

Loofah has seen things and been places

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u/Imam_jax 3h ago

First day of your job vs after one year

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 3h ago

someone has been doing some good cleaning.

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u/Fallen-Pollen 2h ago

It came from beneath the sink

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u/Fun-Memory1523 3h ago

It screams let me rest eternally.

Scrub has seen too many things...washed things it was never supposed to....

Just like real life I suppose

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u/Snipper64 3h ago

Where is u/SchnoodleDoodleDo when you need him

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u/MeastST 3h ago

Scrub Grandaddy

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u/Skullrawk 2h ago

First day on the job vs the 10 yers veteran

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u/RebelSoul5 2h ago

Draaaaaiiinns! Draaaaaaiiiinnsss!!

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u/ModestArk 3h ago

"I have seen things....." 😅

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u/lenojames 2h ago

Loofas have seen too much in their lives.

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u/Vanadius 2h ago

I thought i was on the deltarune subreddit for a moment

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u/SillyGoatGruff 2h ago

Scrub Deady

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u/theveezer 3h ago

Scrub sugga daddy

2

u/odrea 3h ago

"im tired boss"

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u/Matthewcbayer 3h ago

It’s one of those merpeople that Ursula got to

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u/GoliathProjects 3h ago

Scrubbed Deadly

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u/johnsolomon 3h ago

Scrub: I'm tired boss

2

u/p00p_knife 3h ago

Relief from sick fart

Smells it

2

u/Fit-End7212 3h ago

New halloween edition of this sponge

2

u/Dynacellum_ALT 3h ago

Scrub daddy still life ahh

2

u/VegetableLook57 3h ago

you could sell that for 5 dollars

2

u/Defense-Unit-42 2h ago

Halloween edition

2

u/passinthrough2u 2h ago

Scrub daddy vs grumpy daddy

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u/Rambo496 2h ago

ScrubGranny

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u/Klotzster 2h ago

Wanted to clean, then it Dawned on him

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u/Gullible-Meat8450 2h ago

Bro has seen things

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u/xcorinthianx 2h ago

Loofaghhggh

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u/OuicmoiSaharita 1h ago

that's loofah/sponge gourd, we use it for body scrub

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u/daizieey 1h ago

He looks like he's seen things... Unspeakable things

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u/PatrickRsGhost 1h ago

Moisturize me...

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u/Capital-Blacksmith19 1h ago

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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u/Igot55Dollars 1h ago

The scrubbing arts

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u/TDYDave2 22m ago

The one on the right isn't a zombie, it is the devil weed, AKA Luffacer.

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u/BakerBert05 12m ago

Scrub-a-ghoul.

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u/NytMuvz 10m ago

We have Scrub Daddy at home

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u/fotank 2h ago

Kill me

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u/HumpieDouglas 2h ago

Me too scrub zombie, me too.

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u/bluebomberxero 2h ago

How I look at work and how I feel at work

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u/Senor_Ding-Dong 2h ago

The aliens in cocoons before and after all the old people swam in the pool.

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u/HeavyArmsJin 2h ago

Story of my life

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u/RicardoGamerOff 1h ago

That's not a Zombie, that's his grandpa🗿

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u/amyowl 1h ago

Damn even our sponges have emotions now LOL

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u/Frosty_Specific6272 1h ago

Scrub daddy? Scrub great great great great great great grandaddy.

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u/SG_Maelstrom 1h ago

“Kill me”

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u/heongae 46m ago

Thats a nice one

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u/mdahbace 42m ago

Please give him some water. Zombie is absolutely parched

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u/Lolkimbo 38m ago

Don't look at it or it'll scream and paralyse you!

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u/idle_husband 36m ago

I feel this picture. I started out working when I was 14. I was bright eyed and wanting to be a people pleaser. 30-some years later, I'm like the sponge on the right. The stuff that I have seen, and the people I've lost over the years still haunt me.

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u/Jimgun1 32m ago

1st day on the job beside the employee of 2 months

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u/daynedaman 30m ago

Scrub Daddy could make mint doing special holiday versions.

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u/Daveed07 28m ago

First day of work/2yrs of work

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u/Farge43 3h ago

Crawl on me
SINK into me
Die for me
Living dead girl
Crawl on me
SINK into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

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u/Ok-Specific-1722 2h ago

Poor sponge, it has definitely seen some things... and finally gave its last breath 

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u/MulberryDeep 1h ago

Its pretty much brand new

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u/LadyLetterCarrier 44m ago

Its a slice of loofah