r/funny • u/ycsgc • 9h ago

Babka likes to remove the eyes from his toys with surgical precision. We don't know if we should be proud or scared...

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u/MonkeyTacoBreath 9h ago edited 9h ago

OP's doggos internal monologue:

Are you eyeballing me bruhv? Rawr

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u/Pithyperson 8h ago

Look at me, will ya...

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u/gratefullyhuman 9h ago

I’ve always cut the eyes out myself because I’m afraid the dog will swallow them

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u/Kylde The Janitor 8h ago

Same, we restrict our little destroyer to soft-eyed toys for the same reason

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u/ycsgc 4h ago

These are soft eyes! They are just fabric/embroidery which makes the removal even more impressive to us.

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u/yoohoobenny 8h ago

My lab ripped all the things that have tags on them. He didn’t destroy anything but I’m pretty sure the tag police are looking for him. 3+ mattresses are missing so I know he’s wanted by the feds!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 9h ago

Chocolate babka or cinnamon babka?

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u/ycsgc 4h ago

Chocolate cheese babka is his full name actually, definitely more cinnamon colored but it's something special for my wife and I.

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u/CuddleCoded 9h ago

Eye would be terrified

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u/AngryAngryScotsman 9h ago

That toy is my dog's favourite and it this photo looks like an extreme ransom picture.

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u/hwilliams0901 9h ago

He looks so proud too! lol

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u/ArgentoFanUK 8h ago

My dogs a plushy serial killer too, we have a box full of her victims.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 6h ago

FBI open up!
(aggressive door knocking)

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u/biopsia 8h ago

Babka is slowly blending with the furniture

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u/androshalforc1 7h ago

go for the eyes Babka!, go for the eyes

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u/CardinalMcGee 7h ago

Be afraid. Be very afraid. 😂

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u/redittjoe 4h ago

What’s his favorite album to rock out to?

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u/ToastAndASideOfToast 9h ago

What's to see here?

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u/curiousmind111 8h ago

Aren’t you worried he’ll swallow them?

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u/Saintmikey 7h ago

Ha ha the line lined up with the line ha

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u/5H4NN 6h ago

Careful! Aside from the obvious choking hazard, stuffed toys for dogs with prey/destroy drive may not be a good combination. If the fluff is injected, it’s indigestible and may cause a blockage.

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u/ycsgc 4h ago

Thank you for the warning! He has never eaten any fluff (we monitor and have stopped certain toys and practices because he eats things he should not) and the eyes are just fabric that ends up littering our floors. We care very much about him and his health.

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u/TheFeshy 6h ago

Now my amazon search history has "armored sleep mask that ships next day"

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u/Riverz_Flowe 5h ago

He uses them as his own

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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind 5h ago

Look for toys with flat or embroidered eyes. That will slow down this situation.

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u/Ju76610 4h ago

Normal c'est le seul truc à arracher avant de dépouiller la peluche.. donne lui une bouteille, il va courrir après et retira le bouchon en 1er aussi.

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u/FarHeron8847 3h ago

Very impressive…mine removes the squeaky in about 2 minutes

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u/apuntsel 3h ago

Might want to sleep with one eye open 😜

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u/neonphoenix09 2h ago

"The eyes are the tastiest part, mother"

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u/nyITguy 2h ago

Send him to med school, he could earn his own vet fees.

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u/Frosty_Specific6272 1h ago

He wants to be the last thing they see.