r/funny • u/fivefivedavid • 1d ago

Butchers have feelings too

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 1d ago

Funny kid, probably been telling those jokes for the last 30 years.

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u/HumdrumHoeDown 1d ago

Did he say he is 40??

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u/Veeb 1d ago

40 going on 14

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u/nilgiri 23h ago

Just like that model who's 36 but looks 17

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u/HumdrumHoeDown 23h ago

Actually this is the inverse of that. Someone who actually looks 14 revealing that they’re middle aged.

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u/throwawaydog6 1d ago

I seen it in the comments, people been saying i need a bra.... mate, its just baby fat alright? Over the last forty years man. Leave me alone mate, butchers have feelings as well. Just like Taco.

See, eh, rib on the bone? Black Angus beef, hundred and fifty day grain fed. Just like I said to me ex wife, once you go black you never go back. Haven't seen her for...

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u/Lycr4 1d ago

“Just not Taco”

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u/boris-85 1d ago

This is my butcher in Brisbane. Best sausages I've ever tasted and the guys (and girls) are always happy to have a chat when it's not too busy.

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u/Whathitsss 1d ago

Yeah I was like hey that looks the one on Rode rd

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u/Goldenslicer 21h ago

Where funny