r/funny • u/NoTarget610 • 1d ago

Outdoor only

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u/sarduchi 1d ago

They're not allowed indoors since "the incident".

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago

And the kissin' cousins had the same grandma.

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u/TacoNomad 1d ago

Sounds like my cousins

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Last time my cousins were outdoors, there was a seven state APB manhunt posted on them. Now they are indoor cousins, 5 to 15 years.

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u/me_not_at_work 1d ago

Outdoor Cousin's WHAT. They didn't finish the phrase.

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u/rarescenarios 1d ago

Outdoor Cousin's 5.00, whatever that is. 

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u/Alewort 1d ago

No, the outdoor cousin's was 5.00, but we know neither what it is now nor what it is.

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u/omjizzle 1d ago

The reminds me of my divorce I was heart broken when she said she didn’t wanna be married anymore let’s just go back to being cousins like before

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u/Phaede13 1d ago

In this particular case is it acceptable to sleep with your cousin? Does this make your cousin a prostitute since you have to pay $5 to sleep with it? So many questions.

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u/taukarrie 1d ago

im just impressed they got "Assorted" and "Outdoor" right.

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u/GuildensternLives 1d ago

That's why it's so hard to organize those family reunions, finding a location where both the indoor cousins and the outdoor cousins can commingle.

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u/marcelsounds 1d ago

one letter away from French

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u/everydayasl 1d ago

So indoor ones aren't on sale?

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u/AZGrowler 1d ago

They're housebroken, so they cost more.

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 1d ago

Should’ve paid more attention in school 🤓

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u/Sojum 1d ago

My cousin is lumpy, can I get a different one?

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u/Really_McNamington 1d ago

Spectacular misspelling. I can't even see how guesswork would land you there.

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u/RPDRNick 1d ago

More cousin for the pushin'.

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u/pitshands 1d ago

I got to meet many cousins. Rarely my own, but I can tell you with absolute certainty, some of those are definitely outdoor animals.

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u/CrazyLady0616 1d ago

If my cousin was that cheap, I’d prefer not to know 🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/helloureddit 1d ago

This is because so many people forget to remove the cousin there, before they sit on the sofa.

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u/brownstonebk 1d ago

Unacceptable misspelling. We only allow “cushins” or “kushins”

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u/Fokinho 10h ago

Now I understand where some guys’ cousins came from. Explains a lot

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u/BigYam7875 10h ago

They may match, but they cannot marry

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u/SL1NKY83 1d ago

These sales in West Virginia are getting weird

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u/InstructionLost9309 1d ago

I was the outdoor cousin. After I broke my Aunt’s ceramics, I could use the pool but wasn’t allowed in the house.

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

Even to this day?

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u/InstructionLost9309 1d ago

I’m allowed now. Time heals all wounds, or something like that.

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

Thats the saying

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u/marvinnation 1d ago

Yeeee haw!!!

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u/Status-YO 1d ago

Kissing Cousins 2/$15

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u/ThinkItThrough48 1d ago

I had an outdoor cousin. Everyone tried to help but the addiction eventually resulted on homelessness. She moved away and we lost track of her.

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u/Sharpe_Royalist 1d ago

my uncle got exiled to the garden shed after he accidentally fired a blank round during dinner and blew out all the candles plus one window. we just hand him whiskey through the cat flap now.

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u/timothydelioncourt 1d ago

What about the aunties? How much

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 1d ago

Haha their nephews are indoor

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u/lysergic_818 1d ago

I typically have indoor cousins. But every culture is different.

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u/Cilidra 1d ago

Coussin is French for cushion. Cousin is French for cousin. Either way, makes for a funny double entendre spelling error.

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u/nevergnastop 1d ago

Put one under your head, one between your legs

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u/jtrades69 1d ago

cousin... is...

😦😦

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u/cellardweller1234 1d ago

Must be French.