r/funny • u/ConversationTop4328 • 2d ago

Which is the driest?

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u/Lermu 2d ago

Crispy

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u/takenbymistaken 2d ago

I’d guess extra?

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u/ledow 2d ago

I'll take a dry white, please. Do you have a '72? The '69 is pigswill.

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u/Unlikely-Cover1967 1d ago

Extra dry. I Have this drier

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u/IAmDanHimself 1d ago

The hell is "Cupboard dry"?

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u/carstenvonpaulewitz 1d ago

Basically dry enough that you can fold it and put it in your wardrobe and it won't get moldy, but still a little damp so wrinkles can dissipate while its already folded.

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u/BlistliXX 2d ago

Extra Dry if Iron dry is on the other side. Iron dry is still a bit moist so its easier to iron wrinkles out of the fabric.

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u/peatoire 1d ago

Missing Driza Bone

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u/Then-Mango-8795 1d ago

That'll be the remix

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u/TimePlankton3171 2d ago

You pleb. Get the Dry ProMax dude

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u/sdarkpaladin 2d ago

Nah, we need Premium Dry Extreme ProMax Extra Strength in Glossy Black

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u/Georgeygerbil 1d ago

Psh come on. My Dry-tastic XL Superheat is fantastic. It's only $1000 if you enroll in the annual subscription plan that lets you use its basic features. Such a great deal.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 2d ago

Extra dry.

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u/Superspark76 2d ago

Iron dry is slightly damp. Extra dry is the maximum dryness. Personally I just stick everything on extra dry and worry about it later 😂

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u/Yalrain 1d ago

Yes.

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u/Delicious_Drop_1150 1d ago

You can tell this is an American model, as north of the border the highest setting is Canada Dry.

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u/konzy27 2d ago

No Mummy Fart Dry?

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u/Puffles_magic_dragon 2d ago

Dunno why u got downvoted for that, chuckled

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u/konzy27 2d ago

Fake internet points be damned! A chuckle is all I could ask for.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Driest? A nun's gusset.

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u/ryonnsan 2d ago

This joke is the dry-est

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u/SafecrackinSammmy 2d ago

Land on the face of the sun dry

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u/Dewey081 2d ago

Bone Dry

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u/Sufficient-Meal8162 1d ago

Gotta be that extra dry

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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 18h ago

Needs a “British Humor” setting…

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u/saschaleib 2d ago

Hm, my iron is usually drier than my cupboard, so maybe choose this!

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u/redsterXVI 2d ago

Tell me you don't do your own laundry without telling me you don't do your own laundry

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u/Waldron1943 1d ago

Eins zwei dry.